I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on the realm of goblins with hydraulic fracking.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with fleas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fleas with vibrating angrily.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on vibrating angrily with a bath. A very cold bath.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baths with spin-attack.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on war with potatoes.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the pork fat in the pan with some cider to deglaze that shit.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on The Rules with my motorcycle.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare ware on space and time with The Magic Conch!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on urban sprawl with whale trebuchets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on boredom with the music in my favorites.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the doldrums with this:

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[Fijiman]

I declare war on the clocks with other clocks.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on red with green.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on people with stupid schemes.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on Lord of the Rings world with the Dungeons and Dragons world!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on neighbours with Bangarang.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on rain with snow.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on public transit with public indecency!

 

[Kevin Puszert]

I declare war on this game by not playing.