Let us begin on the list of infamy shall we?
1) There was a time when I once said "Whoa! King's Quest 6 is on 8 floppy disks! THAT'S HUGE!"
2) I picked up my dad's saw and yelled "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! I HAVE THE POWER!" And I believed that I HAD the POWER!
3) Tom Cruise's career for me is frozen at Top Gun. I don't care what movies he's been in since then, just Top Gun.
4) Star Trek the Next Generation is the penultimate Star Trek. Everything that came after is just gravy.
5) I don't understand emos. Strike that, I don't understand kids at all. Since when the hell could a girl start dressing like slut at twelve? I mean, there's not even anything there to oggle!
6) I remember when we could just blame everything on the Soviets. Why are we dumping money into defense budgets? The Soviets. Why did my report suddenly disappear? The Soviets. Why are we raising taxes? The Soviets. Corollary: I knew that if the Red Menace ever made it over the ocean, it'd be up to me and my buddies to get 'er done. WOLVERINES!
7) Hell, I can even remember when the USA really like Iran and Iraq. This was of course before Ayatollah Khomeini. Sometimes I wonder if Ayatollah Makhbudan and his gang of fanatics will ever manage to seize power...
8) WRT to last sentence, it was from when the Simpsons was funny.
9) The Education system was never particularly good, but now I shudder to even think of what kids these days are getting taught. It's as if they go to school to get dumber.
10) Can anyone else remember when gas was something like 10 cents a litre?