I give you a printer that makes a working copy of whatever you print. What do you do?
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A photocopier. ¬_¬
OT: Moneys, and a lightsaber, and a tank, and a house, and the starship USS Enterprise, and a phazer, and... and... and... EVERYTHING!
OT: Moneys, and a lightsaber, and a tank, and a house, and the starship USS Enterprise, and a phazer, and... and... and... EVERYTHING!
Rorsach's mask. And a copy of the actual hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. And a gargle blaster. And some arcane weaponry or working magic scrolls.
I'd pass out, and then become all knowing, all powerful, and drunk.
I'd pass out, and then become all knowing, all powerful, and drunk.
A tanker full to the brim with fresh, premium filtered oil, then I'd set it on photocopy for the day.
Once we had near infinite oil in the UK, I'd approach the leader and find out how much longer we're going to continue our 'humanitarian efforts' to 'free' parts of the middle east, now that we don't need their oil, then hand it over to my country, on the public declaration of a bill that offers a free top hat and £100 for any immigrant claimant, purely to laugh at the newspaper headlines. I genuinely think the Daily Mail may in fact implode under the weight of its own vitriol.
I could then approach America, offering them cheap infinite oil in exchange for them paying for healthcare for their citizens thru taxing it, watching the fury explode as people realise they're getting cheap gas for their 4x4 AND looking after the poorest member of society, and that despite them being better off and it costing them nothing, they'll still feel angry
Once we had near infinite oil in the UK, I'd approach the leader and find out how much longer we're going to continue our 'humanitarian efforts' to 'free' parts of the middle east, now that we don't need their oil, then hand it over to my country, on the public declaration of a bill that offers a free top hat and £100 for any immigrant claimant, purely to laugh at the newspaper headlines. I genuinely think the Daily Mail may in fact implode under the weight of its own vitriol.
I could then approach America, offering them cheap infinite oil in exchange for them paying for healthcare for their citizens thru taxing it, watching the fury explode as people realise they're getting cheap gas for their 4x4 AND looking after the poorest member of society, and that despite them being better off and it costing them nothing, they'll still feel angry
Working Low Orbit Ion Cannon and equipment required to launch, place in orbit and control it. Followed by a Mk IV Orca and instruction booklet on how to fly.
Long story short id have my own little computer controlled base with technology from Command and Conquer in the middle of the Australian outback.
Before i begin to make my demands that shall benifit humanity, i shall also get a fashionable cape. If people say no then "Align the Ion Cannon!"
Long story short id have my own little computer controlled base with technology from Command and Conquer in the middle of the Australian outback.
Before i begin to make my demands that shall benifit humanity, i shall also get a fashionable cape. If people say no then "Align the Ion Cannon!"
A Cloning machine. That way, I can put my dog's ashes into it and clone her as a puppy
That's all I'd need.
That's all I'd need.
EVERYTHING !!!!
Including whatever i need to take over the world, several armies automated drones, power armors, weapons, ICBM missile platform satelite, "Rods from god" satelite system, tanks, planes, fleets, and a metric f**kton of money
I get all giddy from the thought of world domination
Including whatever i need to take over the world, several armies automated drones, power armors, weapons, ICBM missile platform satelite, "Rods from god" satelite system, tanks, planes, fleets, and a metric f**kton of money
I get all giddy from the thought of world domination
Whoa, a printer that actually works?! I'd start by printing my project's AutoCAD material.
...Wait, this thing does more? Uh, in that case, I'd print a working printer. As in, a printer that worked.
No paper jams, no connection problems, no taking fifteen minutes to warm up, no color "correction" screw ups, and no asking me for ink every two days!
That TMD glove from Singularity would be pretty nifty, too.
...Wait, this thing does more? Uh, in that case, I'd print a working printer. As in, a printer that worked.
No paper jams, no connection problems, no taking fifteen minutes to warm up, no color "correction" screw ups, and no asking me for ink every two days!
That TMD glove from Singularity would be pretty nifty, too.
Oh also, I'll have a perpetual motion machine, which I'll replicate to completely eradicate the world's power needs, and sell it to all countries (except I'll give it the UK for free, gotta have some perks.) for the price of a quarter of its old energy costs, given directly to poorer countries. In the case of China and other countries that we owe massive national debts too, we'll arrange to have them cleared completely, in exchance for infinite free green energy.
Then a brand new food additive which costs mere cents to make, and replaces fat, salt and sugar with a zero fat, zero salt, zero sugar alternative that doesn't affect the taste or texture, killing the cynical misleading diet industry overnight, there's only one way to lose weight, burn off more calories than you take in, and my invention would supply that without needing to skip dessert or extra fries
Oh, I'll take a second new food which is high in energy, and multiplies even on lousy, barren ground like a weed and is healthy, and dump sackloads of the seed by plane drop all over the third world.
Then a brand new food additive which costs mere cents to make, and replaces fat, salt and sugar with a zero fat, zero salt, zero sugar alternative that doesn't affect the taste or texture, killing the cynical misleading diet industry overnight, there's only one way to lose weight, burn off more calories than you take in, and my invention would supply that without needing to skip dessert or extra fries
Oh, I'll take a second new food which is high in energy, and multiplies even on lousy, barren ground like a weed and is healthy, and dump sackloads of the seed by plane drop all over the third world.
I would print all the Purple Haze I could find and then sit around and smoke it for all eternity.
I would use it to print infinite amounts of functioning cash and use it to fund the construction of a large artificial island in the North Atlantic. There, I would establish my own nation, and print working faster-than-light/warp engines, space ships, futuristic weaponry, various robots, etc.
Then I'd just live out my life as the fair and judicious leader of the world's most powerful nation.
Then I'd just live out my life as the fair and judicious leader of the world's most powerful nation.
Have you seen Sicko? It's a Michael Moore film in which he concludes by taking all those who he met during the program to the only place in the USA with free healthcare, Guantanamo Bay.SenseOfTumour said:A tanker full to the brim with fresh, premium filtered oil, then I'd set it on photocopy for the day.
Once we had near infinite oil in the UK, I'd approach the leader and find out how much longer we're going to continue our 'humanitarian efforts' to 'free' parts of the middle east, now that we don't need their oil, then hand it over to my country, on the public declaration of a bill that offers a free top hat and £100 for any immigrant claimant, purely to laugh at the newspaper headlines. I genuinely think the Daily Mail may in fact implode under the weight of its own vitriol.
I could then approach America, offering them cheap infinite oil in exchange for them paying for healthcare for their citizens thru taxing it, watching the fury explode as people realise they're getting cheap gas for their 4x4 AND looking after the poorest member of society, and that despite them being better off and it costing them nothing, they'll still feel angry
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VR sim pod from FNV, tuned to simulate flying a Dropship 77 Heavy-Troop Carrier/Infantry (D77H-TCI Pelican dropship) so I can learn how to fly it.
A real working Dropship 77 Heavy-Troop Carrier/Infantry.
My base I made in Forge World in HALO Reach.
An infinately sized fuel depot.
A VR sim which can create the entire world at the time of Fallout: NV or Fallout: 3, and input a pelican/'hog for me to go around in.
Ten of those massive crates on container ships filled with £100 notes and £50 notes and £20 notes and £10 and £5 notes, depending on which one I went in.
does this mean i can print a second version of my gf?Mr.Numbers said:This means NO PORN, guys and girls
since it would be nice having another set of hands around the house :x
OT: that or a massive safe filled with gold ... or diamonds ... or both ^^