I got a crowbar

[whaleswiththumbs]

I wanted it since I saw it yesterday,and I got it today for about $8. looks like this



but not bent bent out at the bottom.

What should I do with it first? Something legal, and nobody say anything about rubbing it on my balls, it's a cold bar of steel, thats just a bad idea.

 

[bue519]

You could always use it to open sewer grates and explore the under belly of your residence.

 

[Rascarin]

Huh. I have two like that. I keep them in my car; "just in case". And a claw hammer in the glove box, too. You could do that with yours... or smash stuff? I mean, what else are they for?

 

[MasterStratus]

I know. Break shit. Like literally everything in your path.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Go kill something! Seriously, do it!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

What should I do with it first? Something legal, and nobody say anything about rubbing it on my balls, it's a cold bar of steel, thats just a bad idea.

Ass scratcher? Sorry you took my first idea and said no to it

Prepare for the Z-day ? or go out and see if you can take down fences etc.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Huh. I have two like that. I keep them in my car; "just in case". And a claw hammer in the glove box, too. You could do that with yours... or smash stuff? I mean, what else are they for?

They are used to overthrow the combine overlords and pulling headcrabs off of people.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

wait wait...... oh crap I can't come up with a Half Life 2 reverence.

 

[Gooble]

Paint most of it red but paint the curved end silver.

 

[Kingsman]

Carry it around, start up a debate with people, and if things get too difficult, just say, "well, you thought wrong! POP!"

 

[Eskay]

Bring down the combine?

 

[regal90]

1 )Get another 3,
2 )tape them together,
3 )make a grappling hook,
4 )Climb things

or tie it to a strong stick, put a small fish on it and go sea fishing...

 

[Russian_Assassin]

You can also use it to keep headcrabs away.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

 

[Arntor]

Break some crates and barrels.

Spell your name by punching holes in walls.

 

[Fingerprint]

Break anything: glass, walls, wooden structures... You get the idea.

 

[Rascarin]

Huh. I have two like that. I keep them in my car; "just in case". And a claw hammer in the glove box, too. You could do that with yours... or smash stuff? I mean, what else are they for?

They are used to overthrow the combine overlords and pulling headcrabs off of people.

Pfft, I never played more than half an hour of Half Life 2, and absolutely none of the others. Cos' it stunk.

I think my use is much more fun, anyway.

 

[Monocle Man]

Take out your front door the manly way! You'd have to buy a sledgehammer first, though.

I've only used one of the crowbars around my house to turn a wooden cabinet into firewood, not much else you can do with it.

 

[Toners]

heh, my dad's business sells those. Also we have one in the shed, along with a load of other pointy, heavy, deadly looking things...
excuse me a moment