I got a crowbar

[AmrasCalmacil]

Team up with a sarcastic talking dog and fight crime, somehow outfighting the gun-wielding and exceedingly steriotypical mobsters each week when they tie you to a chair or something, only to be arrested when you break out and taken to prison where they somehow escape next week. And the mayor gives you a medal. Or something.

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

Dude. You're not Gordon Freeman.

You wont EVER be Gordon Freeman.

/thread

 

[zauxz]

WOW A CROWBAR?

/Facepalm

 

[urithe]

This is that "If I had a hammer" thing all over again.
Once you get one you realize you don't use it as much as you thought.

 

[Logan Keller]

Kidnap someone and replace them with the crowbar. Nobody will ever notice.

 

[Fantomkilla]

i bought a crowbar for £1, after waving it around i realised this isnt the world of half-life and no, there are no head craps



it was a sad day for me...

 

[Stuntcrab]

First you break a door window that looks like its indestructible in old quality