I hate Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

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Wow, why the hell would you choose to focus on all this when the movie had plenty of REAL problems? I guess I'll get to those later though, because I really want to respond to some of your arguments. You can assume that I agree with any points I don't bring up here.

1. You can't complain that Bane is too smart AND not smart enough at the same time. Not how it works. He knows where the Wayne armory is because he has access to Wayne tower. (I'll admit, however, that it's pretty ridiculous how he knew all the cops would be underground at the same time as the football game, especially when you consider that he would've been preparing for the event long before the COPS knew they would be underground)

2. Batman has ALWAYS had teleportation powers. He has ninja training. He's stealthy. He's been doing it for years. He's fucking Batman. Why are you complaining about it NOW?

3. I honestly don't know what you're talking about with the time-lapse and the take-over of Gotham. I was never confused about the timing, and I didn't even notice the "Day 83" thing. Not like I had an exact mental calender running, but I understood when a lot of time had passed.

4. You're honestly telling me that "Guy fighting through painkillers" is more ridiculous to you then "Guy injects drug and doubles in size"?

5. All your complaints about the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. Same goes for the maximum speed of the Bat-copter. Maybe it CAN go super-sonic. Anyway, if you're the kind of person who actually has to leave the theater because of average-helicopter speed misrepresentation, maybe you just shouldn't see movies.


That's not to say it was a perfect film. It seems like it has quite a few more characters then it needs, which is bad for a film that clocks in at 3 fucking hours. On a related note, the entire first half of the film plays an assembly line designed to develop plot points, just one after the other, as quickly as possible. And I know you already said it, but yeah: The romance with Talia was quite silly and not needed. Michael Caine barely gets anything to do (though he owns the scenes he's in) and a lot of the plot points are bit clunky, to say the least. (EX: Gordon-Levitt's character just KNOWING Batman's identity after looking at him for five seconds like 10 years ago.) So my opinion? Hardly perfect, and almost definitely the worst of the trilogy, but did I enjoy it? Absolutely. A resounding "Pretty damn good" for me.
 

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*looks at thread title, skims thread*

Congratulations?

I mean, yeah, good for you.

I think I'm gonna watch it again. After seeing the first 2 films again, of course. Bloody brilliant.

Also, why does nobody ever create threads that begin with "I love *insert movie/game/band/wombat here*"? I think it's just because some people love to accentuate the negative.
 

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A lot of the complaints are fairly reasonable, tho when it comes to the bomb, it was NOT a nuclear bomb as we know it , it was FUSION while our technology is all FISSION. Weather that makes it more accurate or not, no idea, but everything you said applies to fission, which the bomb was not.
 

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The only thing that confused me was Gotham's bays freezing up. Can someone explain that to me?
 

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Right, first off, I too thought the time jumps were ridiculous but the rest of the things I honestly think you are just over thinking it to the point of taking it too seriously. It's a Batman film, remember.

Honestly yes it's not greatly believable but its a comic book movie there needs to be an element of fiction to make it more engaging and to drive the story.

I will end by saying that I too was disappointed by the "twist". Not for the same reasons as you mind, but because any true bat fan would clearly be onto it as soon as they said that the person who escaped the prison was the child of Ras Al Ghul.
 

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Nouw said:
The only thing that confused me was Gotham's bays freezing up. Can someone explain that to me?
Gotham is an east coast city. Winters can still get pretty cold on the waterfront. And the ice wasn't particularly thick anyways.
 

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The point where 3000 odd coppers armed with a spattering of guns and clubs charges an army of criminals with fully automatic weapons and tanks, yes TANKS, only to have a handful start dropping at stone throwing distance.
Batman disabled the tanks. It was a really, really pathetic scene where he flew up and shot them in an anti-climactic scene of anti-climacticness, but he clearly took them out with the way the cops cheered and then charged in straight afterwards.

Still doesn't explain how the criminals took over the city when they could barely hit thousands of charging cops with machine guns.

On topic
Eh, I enjoyed it. But I tend to turn my brain off when watching films instead of questioning the random movie logic that shows up. If I didn't I'd never be able to enjoy any action film with guns in it where everybody completely sucks at aiming.
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
Nouw said:
The only thing that confused me was Gotham's bays freezing up. Can someone explain that to me?
Gotham is an east coast city. Winters can still get pretty cold on the waterfront. And the ice wasn't particularly thick anyways.
Aaah okay. I don't know much about the weather over there aside from 'it's cold' but even so I never knew it would actually freeze up.
 

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Nouw said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Nouw said:
The only thing that confused me was Gotham's bays freezing up. Can someone explain that to me?
Gotham is an east coast city. Winters can still get pretty cold on the waterfront. And the ice wasn't particularly thick anyways.
Aaah okay. I don't know much about the weather over there aside from 'it's cold' but even so I never knew it would actually freeze up.
Winters can be pretty brutal some years. Not this year, but having a bay freeze over isn't uncommon.
 
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There is a jarring time lapse, the villain is weak, the entire first act needs more development, the film is edited like an action film despite being set up like an epic, we do not get a sense of chaos because the people of Gotham are hardly in the film, there is no narrative momentum for the first half of the film, Batman lacks some of his charisma, the fist-fight sequences are iffy, a few story threads are left hanging (what was with that opening plane sequence?), it uses that annoying "explosions going in one direction" trope, the last minute plot twist could have been handled better, some elements of the storyline are predictable for comic aficionados, the whole thing is in daylight despite a key part of the Batman mythos being night-time, the story-arc is very similar to Batman Begins, in general in covers a lot of the same terrain as Batman Begins, they don't mention The Joker at all for some odd reason, the character of Alfred does nothing but deliver (granted, very effective) speeches, Bane is almost too similar to Darth Vader, the "BUM, BUM, DEE-DEE" soundtrack is repeated too much, it lacks a second-act "punch" to raise the stakes, and the exploration of themes such as anarchy, terrorism, revolution; that which could have elevated the film beyond a super-hero movie, are not explored effectively.

It was a goood movie, but definitely the weakest of the trilogy. I loved Catwoman though, and Joseph-Gordon Levitt is ridiculously hot.
 

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Steppin Razor said:
Rancid0ffspring said:
yes TANKS
Batman disabled the tanks.

On topic
Eh, I enjoyed it. But I tend to turn my brain off when watching films instead of questioning the random movie logic that shows up. If I didn't I'd never be able to enjoy any action film with guns in it where everybody completely sucks at aiming.
I completely forgot about that. I withdraw my complaint about the tanks. The worse than storm troopers aim though.......

With regards to switching off certain thought processes, I do this too. However, my cynicism overrides this in extreme situations.

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Bloody hell. Remind me not to voice my opinions on this forum...ever! So much for polite rebuttal eh? How dare the OP say his side of things on an open FORUM and expect some casual debate of his points. Let's launch in, call him a as****e and leave. Geez.
 

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OK!
Fist of I'm going to say I also saw the movie yesterday and I kinda likeed it.
You have your points and you have your taste but there's one thing bugging me.
The fact that you start bringing in nuclear physics and speed calculations about "The Bat" into something that is originally a ComicBook Series.... Look I don't know how much it bothers you but I don't complain about how Thor got back to earth so easily in the Avengers or how Hawkeye can shoot the arrows as well as he does even thou he only is a human.
It's based of a comic book series, don't expect them to do all sorts of calculation, this shit is supposed to be entertaining and look good. That's how I viewed it and I thought it was good.
Everyone to their own but trying to applying realism to a Batman movie isn't gonna work.

One last thing, Batman vanishing and coming out from near impossible shadowy places is weird? I thought that is his signature!
 

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Thor getting back to Earth using another magic Mc-Odin-Guffin was really annoying. Lazy writing at that point.
 

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I don't understand why they would bother to start a revolution if they only intended to blow up the city. What was the point of that?
 

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Good to see mature debate and polite difference of opinion in this thread. Saw this yesterday and while I didn't feel it was bad, I was disappointed. It was sweeping and epic, but it had a lot of The Dark Knight's schizophrenic editing, as well as significant pacing and story problems.

My List of Woes, well: While the nuclear bomb stuff is forgivable (it's a fusion reactor, they don't exist), the fight scenes are kinda boring (they've always been poor, Bale can't move in the suit, lame choreography), there's too much daylight, the occupation of Gotham was poorly shown, JGL knowing who Batman is was laughable, the twist felt like a contrived bit of lip-service, Bane was underdeveloped(he really could've been a great villain and I liked the origin they used for him), and the twist with Talia felt so tacked-on and pointless, especially when she dies 30 seconds later, unsatisfyingly. The pacing in general and editing the action felt off (Nolan doesn't really do a good action sequence,although Inception's were compelling). Significantly, much of the plot makes no sense or is unanswered (why stage a revolution if you're going to level the city anyway?)

I felt it would've been much better if they'd tried to portray the occupation of Gotham, and Batman's rehabilititation more completely. We don't see enough of scarecrow's kangaroo court, Blake's underground resistance, and Batman is out of prison far too...easily. Too simply.I think it was meant to feel more profound, but it's like Bane more inconvenienced him than Broke him. It doesn't feel heroic when Batman overcomes it so trivially. The passage of time didn't feel right, we never see how Batman got back inside Gotham from India in like a week, or how the breakdown of order in Gotham happens. The movie left me largely numb.

There are however, good points: Catwoman was well-handled, and good whenever she was on screen. Bane, in their initial meeting, did seem pretty badass (why was he such a wimp at the end?) JGL was interesting enough to justify our time with him as a character, I'd have actually liked to to have seen more of events in Gotham through his eyes. The effects were genuinely impressive, and largely seamless. Alfred was nice and earnest, I really felt for him, and I feel Bane's origin story could've contained greatness with a little more development (which would've allowed Tom Hardy to flex the old acting muscle a bit more).


There are plenty of niggles, Bane's henchmen are comically bad shots, and the social commentary is so utterly token as to be insulting... But I didn't hate it, I don't think it's even a bad movie.
I was just so disappointed.
 

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
My thoughts exactly. But, did I miss something? They take over the city and hold them hostage with this thing. But they know it is going to go off anyway. I have to make up some things in my mind to try to make sense of that.

Michael Caine barely gets anything to do (though he owns the scenes he's in)
He may have been my biggest problem in this film. He fit in quite good with what Nolan was trying to do, but personally, I wish Nolan had kept him the levity. It was really missing in this film..

did I enjoy it? Absolutely. A resounding "Pretty damn good" for me.
It was better than most super hero movies. This was not a cheap cash in third movie. Kind of felt like Inception. I appreciate it, I'm glad I saw it, but don't think I'll watch it again. Maybe buy the bluray for the action scenes. (BTW: Dark Knight and Prestige are two films I DO watch over and over again.)

manic_depressive13 said:
I don't understand why they would bother to start a revolution if they only intended to blow up the city. What was the point of that?
I tell myself that they just wanted to show what was possible, but still felt the need to totally destroy Gotham as a warning to other people: "don't make us come to your city before you revolt." It is B.S. but helps me sleep. In reality, they wanted Batman to fly off with the thing. Unnecessary.
 
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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
My thoughts exactly. But, did I miss something? They take over the city and hold them hostage with this thing. But they know it is going to go off anyway. I have to make up some things in my mind to try to make sense of that.
Yeah, I was confused about that too. My friends explained to me that his plan (or Talia's plan, I guess) was to torture the entire city over five months by watching them tear each other apart, while still maintaining a ray of false hope. (I don't think he told the people of Gotham that the bomb would go off no matter what in five months, just that someone had a detonator) Basically he wanted to do what Raz Al Ghul started, but in the most sadistic way possible. I still think that plan is more then a little bit silly, but the whole "Gangs of New York"[footnote]NOTE TO EVERYONE: If you haven't seen this movie....See it.[/footnote]-type situation that it creates is just so awesome, I'm willing to ignore it.
 

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I don't your scale is off. Just look at the Nuclear Tests that were run in the 60's. Some of those areas took forever to become deradiatized, and since they all saw the bomb from the bridge, I assume it was fairly close. I hope everyone enjoys poisoned drinking water for the next few decades
It was 6 miles. It wasn't a normal nuclear bomb, it was a special device designed by scientific pioneers.

People will seriously ***** about anything. Suspension of disbelief.
There is a difference between suspension of disbelief and bad writing. The Element Zero fields of Mass Effect is suspension of disbelief because it's the thing that establishes the difference between the real world and the fantasy world and that it is established as fantastical. The Catalyst from the same game series though is bad writing because it contradicts both basic logic and the canonical information that has been provided or implied throughout the series.

And unfortunately DKR had way too much of the "Catalyst" type of fantastical things. The nuke(and it was a nuke by the actual description from the film) blast radius that I stated in my OP is just the primary blast radius, where every thing is obliterated by the sheer concussive force of the bomb. The secondary blast radius would stretch out several more miles and would still likely kill most people directly hit by the shockwave and destroy anything that's not a reinforced concrete structure, and that doesn't include the fallout radius of the radiation that's been thrown into the atmosphere.

To put this into perspective, the Fat Man nuke that was dropped on Nagasaki had a 21 kiloton yield, leveled most of the city and rendered the general area around it uninhabitable for decades. The DKR nuke is 4 megatons (4,000 kilotons), which is 190 times more powerful. Had it detonated over Gotham directly it would not only have destroyed it and everything it in but put most of the State it's a part of in mortal peril from the fallout. Batman could have put the bomb on an SR-71 blackbird and flown away at three times the speed of sound and he STILL could not have been able to get Gotham safely out of the danger zone in one minute. The yield that the movie stated the bomb had is simply unreasonable given the parameters the film gave us.

Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Wow, why the hell would you choose to focus on all this when the movie had plenty of REAL problems? I guess I'll get to those later though, because I really want to respond to some of your arguments. You can assume that I agree with any points I don't bring up here.

1. You can't complain that Bane is too smart AND not smart enough at the same time. Not how it works. He knows where the Wayne armory is because he has access to Wayne tower. (I'll admit, however, that it's pretty ridiculous how he knew all the cops would be underground at the same time as the football game, especially when you consider that he would've been preparing for the event long before the COPS knew they would be underground)

2. Batman has ALWAYS had teleportation powers. He has ninja training. He's stealthy. He's been doing it for years. He's fucking Batman. Why are you complaining about it NOW?

3. I honestly don't know what you're talking about with the time-lapse and the take-over of Gotham. I was never confused about the timing, and I didn't even notice the "Day 83" thing. Not like I had an exact mental calender running, but I understood when a lot of time had passed.

4. You're honestly telling me that "Guy fighting through painkillers" is more ridiculous to you then "Guy injects drug and doubles in size"?

5. All your complaints about the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. Same goes for the maximum speed of the Bat-copter. Maybe it CAN go super-sonic. Anyway, if you're the kind of person who actually has to leave the theater because of average-helicopter speed misrepresentation, maybe you just shouldn't see movies.
1. Just because Bane knew where the tower was did not mean that he knew that the bottom floor of it was an armory that contained all of Batman's high tech weaponry or how much of that was there. And seeing as the series bold-facedly told the viewership that it was top secret to the point where even the majority of the company was even aware of the floor's existence (let alone what was in it), I honestly doubt that a low tech mercenary like Bane could have somehow pinpointed its exact location and the nature of its contents.

2. There's a difference between plausible deniability and literally appearing out of nowhere for no practical reason. First the guy was walking down a pretty narrow tunnel in the direction Batman was in, so Bats couldn't have somehow just popped in front him without being notice long before getting in to position (ninjas aren't THAT good, especially when they're wearin bulletproof body armour), meaning that he had to have been waiting upside down for a pretty substantial amount of time to take out one lone guy. Moreso, why do that when Catwoman very clearly could walk up behind the guy silently? Why do a double fake out when she could have just knocked him out with one punch far more easily and quickly? The scene is narratively pointless, and having it not only doesn't add anything of value to the story but actually raises more questions than it solves. So why honestly put it in?

3. So you're not surprised that entire months passed by without in the span of a few minutes? How Bane could literally go from one continent to the next scene to scene? I didn't even know that the prison was in another country until they showed a (what I assume to be) Middle Eastern city in the distance when Bruce finally got out (over 2 hours in!). Or how about how Bruce managed to have a broken spine fixed and fully operational in less than 4 months, a process which would take a person with the best hospital care in the world half a year just to be able to stand, (and that prison is not what one would call overflowing with medical expertise) within something like an hour of showtime? There was no clear temporal connection between any of this (as locations in a movie seem to be going at different rates of time), and it made Bane's appearances everywhere seem that much more contrived (it was like he borrowed Batman's teleporter when he broke his back).

4. Yes, because painkillers are a quantifiable item. We know that painkillers do. They deaden sensations to reduce pain and as a result slow reaction time because of weaker feedback from the nerves. I've actually seen a person on painkillers in a fight, and it kinda looked like he was trying to fight underwater. He was slow to move, slow to react, and pretty thoroughly got his ass handed to him despite being bigger and heavier than the guy he was fighting. Venom on the other hand if a far more mysterious compound. No one is quite sure how it works, so possible that it could have the effects that Bane is known for (Again, reasonable suspension of disbelief)

5.Actually it is a nuclear bomb the movie itself used the words "neutron reactor" (which baffles me because they say it a clean energy source, which I think Chernobyl might have a few things to say about), and real life has those (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast-neutron_reactor ). It's a nuclear reactor, so all the rules that apply to one in real life apply to the one in the movie if they want to make it believable (which they should considering the semi-realistic setting of the film series). And I honestly cannot believe that any engineer would be dumb enough to make a power source that can be turned into a bomb capable of LEVELING A CITY with a few buttons presses. The minute that came up in development that project would have been axed faster than you can say "political shitstorm".

Any yes, maybe the Batcopter could go supersonic, but at what point was that ever established? Never in the entire film did any character say "Hey, this things capable of going faster than the speed of sound". Seriously, not even 15 words could have completely cleared that problem up, but none of the chucklehead writers even bothered with it, which is very odd considering how much they talked about the equipment in the first two films (less in the second one to be sure, but then again there wasn't as much new tech in it). That means we have to go based upon what we are shown from previous scenes, and seeing as the world's slowest missiles were still giving it a run for its money, 200 kts is being generous. So from what they story gave the viewers of the film, the Batcopter simply couldn't have pulled it off what we saw it pull off. And it's not like it would have been hard to fix. Heck this and my original post show how easily a lot of the issues with the final scene could have been fixed with effectively no change to the events whatsoever (4eg a 1 megaton nuke, an established supersonic aircraft, and 5 minutes of travel time would have netted s total of 54 miles, which could have arguably worked). It's simply that the writers seemed to care so little about making a good cohesive story over trying to up the stakes that it ruined any credibility it had.

As to why I am talking about these things, it's ultimately not just that DKR has plot holes. All movies have some plot holes. It's impossible not to have one or two kicking about because the squishy mortals who make them aren't perfect, but so long as the film as a whole is generally cohesive then it usually isn't an issue (1 weird moment vs an hour and a half of well made movie usually evens out nicely). But when I literally can't go 2 minutes without finding something blatantly contrived, stupid or just poorly put together, then it overloads one's capability to suspend disbelief. That's why I had to leave the theatre for a few minutes. I had to get a mental breather to ensure I didn't blow a logic valve before I dived back into the insanity of the film. It's simply too much to feasibly work.


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It seems someone is sour about their experience, I'd say it sucks to be you, movie was fine for me
OK two things with your post. First, I know that other people enjoyed the film, and that is all right because I know that personal preference plays a lot one's enjoyment, and I stated as much in the bolded and underlined disclaimer at the start of my post. So why beat a dead horse?

Second, for the love of flow, snip your dang quote of me! You referenced nothing of my post directly so why make everyone have to scroll past the 12+ paragraphs of a post they've already seen just because you wanted to reply to me?