I have come from the future.

[Aerosteam]

Have they found Waldo?

Yes. And he paid for his sins.

 

[Barbas]

What is the nature of man?

Where does this evil come from?

 

[kingofkumquats]

Has country music been eliminated yet?
Who wins Super Bowl 50? (I'm not asking so I can bet on it. I'm just... Curious.)
What caused America's downfall?

 

[Aerosteam]

What is the nature of man?

Porn.

Where does this evil come from?

Porn.

 

[Aerosteam]

Has country music been eliminated yet?

Slowly but surely. I law was passed where only Wonderwall was allowed to be played on an acoustic guitar. The rate of guys picking up chicks grew by a significant amount after that. Only everyone who can't play guitar complained.

Who wins Super Bowl 50? (I'm not asking so I can bet on it. I'm just... Curious.)

The Red Sox. (Yeah I don't really pay attention to american football.)

What caused America's downfall?

Porn.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Are you underwater yet? Is my great great great granddaughter pretty fine?

 

[Groxnax]

Is Pokémon still popular?

How many are there?

 

[EilaliE]

How long does this thread survive?

What is the most necessary nutrient in the future?

 

[Groxnax]

Is food in pill form?

How do they taste?

Are there jet propelled T-rexs now?

 

[Barbas]

Where's my f***ing money?!

 

[Aerosteam]

Are you underwater yet?

There was a debate on what the next major evolution for humans was going to be. Cat ears and tails were more put in favour than goddamn gills. Blame Japan. >_<

So yeah, no expansion to underwater yet.

Is my great great great granddaughter pretty fine?

It's only been twenty years! But as for your daughter... eh, 8/10.

 

[Aerosteam]

Is Pokémon still popular?

Yep. Still more popular with adults than children as well. We also got a remake of gen 4, who knew?

How many are there?

You know how Pokemon Bank stores up to 3000 of the things?

 

[Aerosteam]

How long does this thread survive?

As long as the entire website survives. So as long as Yahtzee survives.

What is the most necessary nutrient in the future?

Let's just say get those bananas in your mouth.

 

[Aerosteam]

Is food in pill form?

Scientists developed a delicious way to have a heart attack, yes.

How do they taste?

Cookie dough ice cream.

Are there jet propelled T-rexs now?

How the hell did you know the plot of the next Jurassic Park movies?!

Someone's probably working on that probably. >_>

 

[Aerosteam]

Where's my f***ing money?!

Uh... duh? It's underneath your mattress like always. Or at least it was last time I checked.

 

[Groxnax]

Where are my glasses?

Do we have holographic tech in the future?

Have we meet up with any interesting aliens?

 

[Barbas]

Did they ever manage to find Transformers buried on the moon?

 

[EilaliE]

Have scientists found out what really happens when you die?

Are there new planets in our Solar System?

 

[Aerosteam]

Where are my glasses?

After all these years you still haven't found them on your hat.

Do we have holographic tech in the future?

Yep, the power of advertising has never been cooler.

Have we meet up with any interesting aliens?

Nah, some did visit us but shortly left after they found out the dinosaurs were extinct.

 

[Aerosteam]

Did they ever manage to find Transformers buried on the moon?

They did, but that's exactly the reason why Russia is trying to blow it up. It turns out Michael Bay is the greatest threat to them and they are willing to destroy him and all things related.