I have come from the future.

[Aerosteam]

Have scientists found out what really happens when you die?

Curiously no test subject has had sufficient results...

Are there new planets in our Solar System?

NASA got boring after a while so they redeclared Pluto as a normal planet and had something to announce.

 

[Aerosteam]

Has EilaliE mustered up the will power to watch the entirety of Kampfer?

Nope.

Am I still feeding off the tears of the innocent?

Yes, but your taste for salt has yet to be quenched.

Did I finale build my evil empire/cult/harem that I so crave?

Yeah your book club is quite menacing.

Is Bloodborne totes awesome?

It's Dark Souls with guns.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Let see-

Has Valve release Half Life 3 yet?

Did the manga/ anime One Piece finally reach its destination and ended?

Also has Sony finally release The LAst Guardian too?

 

[Neuromancer]

Tell me of the cessation of my existence.

 

[Barbas]

Is Olivia Wilde free for a date yet?

 

[EilaliE]

Do people still build snowmen?

Has Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar, yet?

 

[Groxnax]

Have the Bronies taken over the world yet?

 

[Aerosteam]

Has Valve release Half Life 3 yet?

Pfft, no.

Did the manga/ anime One Piece finally reach its destination and ended?

Eh, kinda. It did, but the series was rebooted as One Piece: Brotherhood.

Also has Sony finally release The LAst Guardian too?

Yes, but it looks nothing like what was shown of it before so it looks more.. "next gen" and "appeal to a wider audience".

 

[Aerosteam]

Tell me of the cessation of my existence.

You died to death. Piece in RIP.

 

[Aerosteam]

Is Olivia Wilde free for a date yet?

Her, 50 years old? Hmm... you should ask that question again twenty years from now.

 

[Aerosteam]

Do people still build snowmen?

Eh, we call them snowpeople now. Gender equality really got to everyone's heads. >_>

Has Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar, yet?

After the 5th installment of the Titanic series, it was inevitable.

 

[Aerosteam]

Have the Bronies taken over the world yet?

They haven't already?

 

[Barbas]

Did anyone ever find a use for Rick Perry?

Are there sympathetic androids yet?

 

[SteveTR]

Are they still making Final Fantasy games?

If yes, are they any good?

 

[Neuromancer]

Does the future refuse to change?

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

did you bring plans to build a time machine so i can go back in time

 

[Aerosteam]

Did anyone ever find a use for Rick Perry?

Well, someone needs to oppose homosexuality, or else that's one less thing we can make fun of for most republicans.

Are there sympathetic androids yet?

There are androids programed that way, yes.

 

[Aerosteam]

Are they still making Final Fantasy games?

That poster in Deus Ex: Human Revolution was not a joke.

Spoiler

If yes, are they any good?

Eh, they got to a point where they had to put "gameplay" in the feature list all the time.

 

[Aerosteam]

Does the future refuse to change?

You've seen the movies, I don't want to make a time paradox!

That being said, I probably killed a butterfly that was important or something. I may have prevented France from being nuked and Indigo Prophecy 2 was released.

 

[Aerosteam]

did you bring plans to build a time machine so i can go back in time