I have explosive amnesia!

[Skeleon]

I ATE THE PEANUTS! I'M SO-HO-HORRY! *breaks out in tears*

 

[Dastardos]

[HEADING=1]THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!![/HEADING]​

 

[gjkdioepppp]

ALL YOUR PORK AND BEANS BELONG TO ME!

 

[Sporky111]

CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

 

[revolverwolf]

FORSOOTH! THE POTATOES NEED FIRE FOR THEIR HATS!

INDEED THAT THEY DO.

 

[Falconknight06]

BRILLIANT!

 

[Berethond]

I GAVE BIRTH TO A LIVE HIPPOPOTAMUS

 

[cptjack42]

HE HAS A GUN!

 

[Anarchemitis]

ITS NOT LUPUS

(cookie to guess reference)

That's from House, and I don't like that joke anymore because my Second Cousin has it, and several times has come close to death.

Curses! Foiled Again!

 

[Cucumber]

I R CONFUSED?

 

[ThePoodonkis]

THIS IS A STATEMENT!

 

[Falconknight06]

CRANBERRY JUICE IS DELICIOUS!

 

[Incompl te]

I NEVER FINISH ANYTH

 

[GenHellspawn]

THE LEPRECHAUN TOLD ME TO BURN THINGS SO I DID

 

[Bootkiller]

IT'S A BOY! ...SORTA!


A cookie to whoever knows what this is from. ^^

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I'M MY OWN GRANDFATHER!

 

[NeoAC]

This isn't Sparta! THIS IS ALBEQUERQUE!

 

[GreyEarth]

The following statement is a lie,
THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE!!!

 

[Harley Duke]

It's a COOKBOOK!

...Let's see if any of you catch that reference!

 

[Highlordawesome]

I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!