I have explosive amnesia!

[zebrin]

THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW!

 

[Incompl te]

BIG ONES, SMALL ONES! SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD! (did that sound really suggestive?)

 

[zebrin]

NO! BUT THIS DOES!
GIVE EM A TWIST, A FLICK OF THE WRIST!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

YOUR FATHER WAS!!!!!

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

[HEADING=1]HEY, LOOK AT ME FLASH, BOSS![/HEADING]

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I SET MYSELF ON FIRE, AND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS A FRENCHMAN!

 

[Rex1691]

IT'S A BOY! ...SORTA!


A cookie to whoever knows what this is from. ^^

Would it be.... Demitri Martin?!

Now for mine:

MY TACO SPEAKS TO ME!

 

[Incompl te]

MY COMPANION CUBE IS SPEAKING!

 

[SargentToughie]

[HEADING=2] I am angry! This is my outside voice![/HEADING]

 

[Lord Harrab]

I AM YELLING! I THINK I MAY BE DEAF!

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'm...a Jew. What? That's not shocking? Oh, right. This isn't...when would that be shocking? 14th century Germany maybe. Or 20th century Germany. And some other places, I guess. Still not that shocking though. Not as shocking as confessing to being black.

 

[Rex1691]

THIS PICKLE TASTES BLUE!

 

[Hey Joe]

YOU MAY HAVE STOLEN MY WOMAN BY I STOLE YOUR SON!

 

[nisman]

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER

 

[Lost In The Void]

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE GETTING LOUDER

 

[DYin01]

IT'S A BOY! ...SORTA!


A cookie to whoever knows what this is from. ^^

Demetri Martin <3

I KNEW YOU WERE GAY

 

[terribleyetfun]

LET US MOVE WATSON THE GAME IS AFOOT.

 

[Hey Joe]

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I R BABOON


Cookie for whoever names the reference.