I have not been raptured...

[ABLb0y]

Escape up north, meet up with my best friend, plan what to do then.

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

Oh dear, it would appear I am still on terra firma post rapture, which means I (and incidentally all of you who are still here)...

Easy fix! First tap your red shoes togther and say thier aint no place like heaven 3 times and bam your in

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'm still holding out for Ragnarok. Hooray for giant wolves eating the sun, the thunder god fighting the world serpent, the dead rising from their graves and ships made of dead men's toe nails.

 

[Daveman]

Anyone who doesn't think the rapture has already occurred has evidently not pressed the Red Button...

 

[lacktheknack]

Isn't it supposed to happen at 6:00 PM in the mid-American time zone or something like that?

...Because that's not for another seven hours or so.

 

[Gwarr]

It's pretty cool here . Like I said in a previous post , they have HL2 EP 3 here , also I got to play Diablo 3 . Pretty fun , but their internet is crap so I dunno and they banned all porn >.<

 

[DirtyMagic]

Bawww...
6PM in The Netherlands was 10 seconds ago and it was very uneventful.

I AM DISAPPOINT!

 

[lacktheknack]

Well I still have an hour and forty five minutes to go until the Rapture hits Britain.

Exactly whose time are we using for the Rapture? I've heard 6pm is the time it'll happen but a lot of the world has already had 6pm of the 21st by now so exactly whose arbitrary designation of time are we using for our doomsday clock?

Harold Camping's, obviously. He the one who warned us all, after all...

And he's in the mid-USA, I think...

 

[Zaverexus]

Hm, I thought it wasn't supposed to happen until 6:00 tonight (at least in Eastern American time zone), but I guess it will have to wait at least a few hours, I have a party to go to.

 

[lacktheknack]

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[Fidelias]

The end of the world already happened.

This is Heaven.

This is Heaven? This?! I was promised peace and stuff that would make my best dreams pale in comparison! This isn't better than sex!

I knew I should've been Muslim, they were on the right track with 72 virgins...

 

[Poofs]

You do realize that the 83-year old priest says the world ends tonight at 6pm, correct?

you do realize the old fart said rapture, and the true end of the world (well to him) is in October, right?

You mean that all good Christians are supposed to ascend to Heaven tonight at 6pm, then everyone left will have to fight it out with Demons for 5 months, THEN the universe is destroyed?

Yes, I am aware of that

 

[Chaza]

The end of the world already happened.

This is Heaven.

If this is heaven then I'd hate to see hell.

 

[Jafe_45]

Strange, i don't see any vir-- *Message cut off*

 

[Chiiru]

You do realize that the 83-year old priest says the world ends tonight at 6pm, correct?

you do realize the old fart said rapture, and the true end of the world (well to him) is in October, right?

You mean that all good Christians are supposed to ascend to Heaven tonight at 6pm, then everyone left will have to fight it out with Demons for 5 months, THEN the universe is destroyed?

Yes, I am aware of that

So technically, it isn't the end yet, that's all I was trying to get at.

I mean, if you believe this stuff, that is.

 

[Chiiru]

It isnt gonna happen until 6 PM, hold your horses.

can horses come too?

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

6pm in every time zone it's been said. So when it hits 6pm in your time zone, that's when you get the rapture. Kind of silly considering 6pm has been and gone in Australia and New Zealand.

 

[Snotnarok]

No you don't get what rapture actually is.

See, a Rapture Farms just opened up and they're making a new beverage, and it's made of YOU!.

 

[coolkirb]

If their was a rapture the escapist would be denying it was happening.

 

[E-Penguin]

See at first i didnt believe in this crap but then one of them came up and started to yell Aiyo, yo, yo, aiyo, yo ,yo, wololoooooo, wololooooo. BAM im in a blue shirt handing out bibles

Nice Age of Empires reference. I actually saw something similar on Memebase recently.