I have the power!

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to exceed my posting limit!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to kneel before Zod!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to know the hour!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to know what matters most.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to throw people under buses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to give people mood swing!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to sleep on an airplane!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to continue rhyming other words after this post!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to post after other people!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to procrastinate.
I've trained well in it and honed the skill to perfection.

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to not care!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to entertain strangers!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to bleed a lot without realizing it!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have power to kiss a bear!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to dance in public!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to be annoyed easily!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I have the power of never losing my pants!

...sometimes...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I have the power to baby talk to my pets.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to change my avatar with GIMP!