I have the power!

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to not go to school!
Best power ever...until the next day.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to press buttons and make legible words on the internet!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to not do my homework when I should...
I thought my previous powers were bad.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to wake up earlier than I need to!

 

[Ruedyn]

I have the power to sit on anything comfortably!

 

[StormShaun]

I have the power to type on a keyboard.

It is proving effective!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to stop the voices!

 

[StormShaun]

I have the power to start the voices!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to post in threads that are dying/and or dead using my forum game battlesuit.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to get sick!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to Gangnam style dance in my school's courtyard in the rain!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to post in forums!

 

[Ruedyn]

I have the power to shoot lasers from my eyes. I'm also blind and can't look at my friends and loved ones.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to BS analysis of classic novels!

 

[Porygon-2000]

I have the power to ignore impending assignments until the night before they are due!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to offer condolences to my fellow users!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to get bored quickly of avatars, even faster than I expected >.>

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I have the power to not finish what I sta

 

[Kae]

I have the power to get women to like me... a lot...
[sub]Does anybody else want it? [sub]I get really scared when they get al flirty and touchy and stuff T^T[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to punch myself in the face!