I have the power!

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to resist the urge!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to synthesize a power from other people's powers!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power dig a hole....with my hands.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to kick really hard!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to have been kicked in the face in elementary school once time, I think it might have been you doing the kicking!!!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to experience the weird part of YouTube!

 

[Padwolf]

I have the power to read books really fast!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make crude yet funny jokes!

 

[Living_Brain]

I hav da powah to rite slang!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to ignore my chores!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to waste time, money, and life!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to use Google Hangout to chat to my evil League!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to have friends that are mindless sheep and COD players!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to order myself a new iPod! T.T

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to be super jelly! Mine is always full :c

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to slap your face from afar!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to eat this hamburger.

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to derail this thread!
(Note, in the following picture the train is representative of this thread

<img src=http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5489441_700b.jpg>

 

[Padwolf]

I have the power to help Tizzy put this thread back on rails!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to regret my decisions!