I have the power!

[Barbas]

I have the power to gradually turn night to day.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to whittle away my day!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to scream about demonic possession in the vegetable aisle of supermarkets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to enjoy watching LPs of scary games but can't get motivated enough to play them myself!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to make maps.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to eat Cheezies.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to delegate.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to play tanks somewhat well sometimes.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to back an Elefant into a pile of rubble and get it stuck there, apparently.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to munch on popcorn.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to grumble about the rain.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I have the power to create magic tri- *ahem* illusions.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to create chemistry disasters.

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

I have the power to fly for a few seconds before hitting the ground.

 

[dalek sec]

I have the power to give people bacon!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to compile long lists and occasionally solve word puzzles.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to procrastinate on the simplest of tasks!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to shoot rubber bands at passing bees.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to prevent people from opening candy wrappers!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to turn back time with that little icon on the taskbar!