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Imperius

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Commander Shepard for "Space Jesus"
(Or Space Satan if you're Renegade) xD



"The Shepard is coming back soon, Timmy. But first we must purge those heretics on that planet!"
 

Richardplex

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But Renegade Shepard isn't evil, she's chaotic good.

"If the heretics are purged, will I be a real child instead of a shrunk down man?"
"No matter what happens Timmy, you will always fall into the uncanny valley. Nothing can save you from that fate."

blitz609 said:
Forlong said:
I don't know. He/she has to compete with Luke Skywalker.
Don't forget captain Sisko XD
And Octomus Prime
 

isometry

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Hmm, undescriptive title-bait that leads directly to a ME 3 ending spoiler. I think ME 3 might be the most spoiled game of all time!*

*not that I care personally, I ditched the series after ME 2.
 

Strain42

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"I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus." ~ Homer Simpson's Ghost

If we have to nominate someone for Space Jesus, I have to nominate the protagonist of Persona 3

He died for our sins, was often used as a symbolism of Jesus, his ultimate Persona was named Messiah and he fought his last fight inside the Moon.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Nah, everyone knows that Captain Benjamin Sisko is Jesus. If he was in control of the Normandy the war against the Reapers would be over in five minutes.
 

T3hSource

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wintercoat said:
If Shepard is Space Jesus, can I nominate Legion as Robot Jesus?
You get my vote too on that.Legion has made me love robots more than humans.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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T3hSource said:
wintercoat said:
If Shepard is Space Jesus, can I nominate Legion as Robot Jesus?
You get my vote too on that.Legion has made me love robots more than humans.
You're saying that now but,

FACT: robots will always rebel against their creators.

My hands are shaking as I type in that retarded statement.
 

T3hSource

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Adam Jensen said:
You're saying that now but,

FACT: robots will always rebel against their creators.

My hands are shaking as I type in that retarded statement.
Even if they do turn evil and wipe out humanity at least they will end the stupidity of man along with it,which is fine by me.
 
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Adam Jensen said:
T3hSource said:
wintercoat said:
If Shepard is Space Jesus, can I nominate Legion as Robot Jesus?
You get my vote too on that.Legion has made me love robots more than humans.
You're saying that now but,

FACT: robots will always rebel against their creators.

My hands are shaking as I type in that retarded statement.
Yo dawg, I heard you don't like being killed by syntehtics. So I made synthetics to kill organics, so organics can't make synthetics to kill organics.

Ridiculous :D
 

Tiger Sora

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We've already a Space Jesus.


Why can't you call see past his shell like exterior for the great caring creature he is on the inside.
Shepherd can suck it.
 

lacktheknack

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So you're trying to tell me that Jesus is Satan depending on one decision?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
 

Aircross

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Need a space Jesus?


Actually, if Shepard sacrificed himself to control the reapers and the cycle continues then there will be the second coming of Shepard and the Reapers, the third coming of Shepard and the Reapers, and so on.

Makes sense...