I hearby nominate...

[LobsterFeng]

Permission to get really mad? Not only am I incredibly tired of people talking about Mass
Effect, seeing as how I still haven't played any of them and eventually plan on playing it sometime, I somehow find myself on another ME3 ending thread thanks to a deceptive title. So thanks OP.

 

[2fish]

So you're trying to tell me that Jesus is Satan depending on one decision?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

I see someone didn't read their bioware space bible.

As for who gets to be space jesus:

This thread is being purged by the order of Inquisitor 2fish.

Spoiler: You have sealed your fate

 

[taylorton147]

we need an inquisitor here ASAP

 

[Starik20X6]

I thought Superman was Space Jesus?

A father sends his only son to Earth to protect the people from evil and act as a guiding force of justice. Seems pretty clear cut.

 

[Eddie the head]

Well you did have 12 squad mates in ME2.

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't know. He/she has to compete with Luke Skywalker.

Skywalker is less experienced, his only real advantage is the force. Wouldn't be hard for a biotic-heavy Shepard to overcome that. That, and the Millenium Falcon probably isn't as agile as the Normandy. Revan, on the other hand... a much more even match. Just as long as the Star Forge doesn't come into play...

 

[wintercoat]

I thought Superman was Space Jesus?

A father sends his only son to Earth to protect the people from evil and act as a guiding force of justice. Seems pretty clear cut.

I thought Jar'el sent Supes to earth to rule it's people, something along the lines of "and with the power given by the yellow sun, he will be a ruler" or some such, and it was the Kent's influence that instilled the whole "Truth, Justice and the American Way" thing.

 

[Lunar Templar]

i have no need of a 'space jesus', so keep you puny mortals while i give praise to they who actually MOVE then heavens [http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/d85190e8657feac90af2f1e110aea058/150146%20-%20Alicorn%20artist%3Araikoh14%20celestia%20luna%20neon%20princess%20wallpaper.jpg] as opposed to some human git....

 

[SPARTANXIII]

All hail the man who returned the fleet to earth and-
{To listen to the rest of this scripture, please enter $10}

 

[Andy Shandy]

If Shepard is Space Jesus, can I nominate Legion as Robot Jesus?

Well we already have a robot devil so why not?

 

[Something Amyss]

I don't know. He/she has to compete with Luke Skywalker.

Don't forget captain Sisko XD

And Bab Five's "The One."

I won't spoil who it is.