I hit a seagull with my shoe have you done any thing like that?

[tombman888]

Around here, we used to have a game called "Toad Golf"

I'm sure you can tell what it is. But, Toads are a pest here and need to be gotten rid of.

 

[Zyst]

I catched a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

Just out of interest, on an unrelated note - have you ever been to see a psychologist, at any point?

Anyway, I haven't done anything like that at all. Though on a semi-related note, my brother and his friends decided it would be fun at his old school to throw rocks at a load of birds, and also at some girls (he was about 15 at the time - yeah, he's an idiot...). Only for him to miss, smash a teacher's car windscreen by mistake, and end up having to pay for repairs and get suspended from school for a few days...

No, I haven't. And I did it when I was around 7 years old, mostly out of curiosity. I don't think it demands me going to a psychologist.

if only did it once and it was not fun at all and you did purely out only curiosity then still one visit could not hurt just to make sure. Torturing an animal is not normal by my standards
(i really hope trolling)

Yeah but I really didn't think of it as torturing. I didn't see birds as real animals for whatever reason, so I didn't even consider it'd be in pain; it was really dumb and it's been said in other quotes that I regret it. And it doesn't really matter, I don't think it's necessary for me to see a psychologist.

 

[minarri]

Last year I tried to save a seagull that someone had hit with rocks. I used a towel to pick it up out of the surf at the beach, and carried it up to the woods and into cover. Little guy was really messed up though (I think at least one of its wings was dislocated), and I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't survive.

 

[Wintermoot]

I caught a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

I think you have some issues also it,s caught not catched.
OT
never did something like that.

 

[Wintermoot]

Around here, we used to have a game called "Toad Golf"

I'm sure you can tell what it is. But, Toads are a pest here and need to be gotten rid of.

I take it you live in Australia.

 

[tombman888]

Around here, we used to have a game called "Toad Golf"

I'm sure you can tell what it is. But, Toads are a pest here and need to be gotten rid of.

I take it you live in Australia.

You take me correct.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I once strangled an emu using my trousers.

 

[Braedan]

I used to put a snare made of light rope on the ground with bait in the middle and then proceed to fly birds.

 

[Zyst]

I caught a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

I think you have some issues also it,s caught not catched.
OT
never did something like that.

It's been said; Look it up in the topic, there's like 6 quotes of it.

 

[Canid117]

I have. Numerous times.

Just replace the word "shoe" with "car."

Good work. Revenge for cars that have been shat on everywhere!

 

[EHKOS]

Dogs keep jumping on me and knocking me down in an attempt to kill me so I usually just hit X at the right time and snap their necks.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

I almost caught a pigeon once. Not sure what I was going to do with it once I caught it... hadn't really thought that far ahead.

EDIT: With my bare hands. Probly not the best idea.

 

[boondoggler23]

I almost ate a rolly poley when i was little, I had a sandwich in one hand and the rolly poley in the other, I got my hands mixed up and poped the rolly poley in my mouth but quickly spit the little fella out he was a little shaken but he seemed fine, I wonder what ever happened to him when i let him go

He started the National Socialist Rolypoly Party and exterminated all the beige Roly Polys.

This is why all roly polys are grey.

if only you had chewed

if only

I knew something was up when i saw all the grey ones walking around in straight lines together, Drat!!

 

[Scarim Coral]

While I don't like harming animal even if it's minor but I got to give you some credit to what you did to that seagull. One time one of those bloody thing swoop in and took a chuck out of my ice cream (it was a hot day and I got the 99 ice cream). The only thing I can was to shake my fist at it (people were staring)!!!

As for hitting an animal myself, I have done nothing like that.

 

[OneNooneKnows]

One day on my way to school, I went down very sloped hill. There was a bird that kept running over the cycling path (which is quite narrow), and I don't have the time to hit the breaks for it when I notice it. So I just keep going and hope I don't hit it.

But I did.

I ran over a bird on my bike.

 

[Ickorus]

I headshot a herring gull with a chip once.

...what's a rolly poley?

"Roly Poly Bug." Also known as a pillbug. They are smaller than the fingernail on your pinkie finger. They are known to curl up into little balls when threatened or frightened. They are quite common in suburban areas.

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OT: Why were you harassing seagulls? What did they do to you?

I don't think I've ever done something like that. When I was little, I did tip a baby duck over while it was swimming so he went headfirst into the water. I don't remember what happened next. I ran. I was young and stupid.

[small]I've regretted it every day of my life.[/small]

That's called a Woodlouse in England; you get massive ones on sea walls but that's a different member of the genus.

 

[Floggo]

Dived into a pool, swam across it, underwater and caught a Magpie. All for a packet of chips.

 

[Arehexes]

well not me a friend did, but it was with a turtle...hammer...nails...and a tree T_T

 

[caffineking]

I hit a crow with my car. Stupid thing flew right out in front of me and I was picking feathers out of the radiator grill for the next two hours