I...I don't even... What is going on here!?

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hittite

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DuctTapeJedi said:
Discussion: Some one, please tell me something good about humanity. Something that proves that evolution hasn't started working in reverse...
Just do what I do. Go to Tv Tropes and read the entirety of any article with the words "awesome" "badass" or "heartwarming" in the title.
 

The Wykydtron

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Well I retired from watching TV about a year ago but its good to know that that it's out in America only right? No seriously if it comes out in the UK i'm offically declaring TV retarded... No wait I did that when the 9001th season of Big Brother came out. Well I'll um swear a bit in compensatation then!
 

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fullbleed said:
DuctTapeJedi said:
I know it's a vague title, but honestly, I'm at a loss here. I just read the following article:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/bridalplasty-new-reality-show-that-proves-were-doomed/
First off, I love DOB. Second, I don't even know how we, as a culture can possibly sink any lower than this. And yet, that will probably be revealed to me by a new and more horrible show in time.

Discussion: Some one, please tell me something good about humanity. Something that proves that evolution hasn't started working in reverse...
That makes me want to vomit.
Funny... my sister was watching a movie on E!, and an advertisement for this show came on. That was pretty much my reaction, too. I believe my exact words were "I think I'm going to be sick."

I didn't puke, but I still felt nauseated. As DOB put it, these are, in fact, the worst people in the world.
 

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hittite said:
DuctTapeJedi said:
Discussion: Some one, please tell me something good about humanity. Something that proves that evolution hasn't started working in reverse...
Just do what I do. Go to Tv Tropes and read the entirety of any article with the words "awesome" "badass" or "heartwarming" in the title.
This. Do this. Fiction can make the pain go away.
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
I know it's a vague title, but honestly, I'm at a loss here. I just read the following article:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/bridalplasty-new-reality-show-that-proves-were-doomed/
First off, I love DOB. Second, I don't even know how we, as a culture can possibly sink any lower than this. And yet, that will probably be revealed to me by a new and more horrible show in time.

Discussion: Some one, please tell me something good about humanity. Something that proves that evolution hasn't started working in reverse...
Which is why I dont watch TV anymore.
 

ClassicJokester

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Ahlycks said:
Jonluw said:
And now I'll be spending a while on Cracked.

Funny article though.
yes... yes....

I'm very sad now. Why? WHY. Go work out if you want to be skinny and attractive, you FUCKS.
This makes me sadder than the show... No offence to you personally, but that just seems excessive and hateful to me.
 

Mr. Omega

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$20 says it will become a global sensation. The new Jersey Shore. I knew humanity was spiraling towards Idiocracy when more people gave a damn about who won American Idol than who won the American Presidential Election. It's just pathetic when I think cartoons make content less juvenile than most popular TV these days.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's a nice, long piece of rope, a ceiling fan and a chair for me to use in combination...
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
I know it's a vague title, but honestly, I'm at a loss here. I just read the following article:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/bridalplasty-new-reality-show-that-proves-were-doomed/
First off, I love DOB. Second, I don't even know how we, as a culture can possibly sink any lower than this. And yet, that will probably be revealed to me by a new and more horrible show in time.

Discussion: Some one, please tell me something good about humanity. Something that proves that evolution hasn't started working in reverse...
DOB is a freakin' legend!
OT: It shows how low we've sunk when stuff like this doesn't actually surprise me
 

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The ONLY benefit of this show will be the (hopeful) scenario that the winner of this disgusting fanfare of bitches with no morals will get so deformed and unrecognised by the plastic surgery they publicly debase themselves for that their husband will not only be unnatracted to them, but will forever think she's a fucking idiot for doing what she did, promptly leaving her crying on the altar.
 

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This show looks beatiful

Giving these ugly women surgery to look beautiful is a truly great thing, and hopefully it will inspire ugly children to consider surgery as well

..... What?


OP: Why is the planet controlled by idiots? No, seriously, why?
 

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I didn't click the link because if I did it'd be three hours before I stop looking at cracked articles and write a post...but WTF is bridalplasty...how can someone even accept that idea for a show? I-just-need to go watche Jersey Shore and see how much worse it could be...damn they are all so terrible SHOWS! This is why I only watch AMC, History and the food network!
 

ClassicJokester

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Ahlycks said:
ClassicJokester said:
Ahlycks said:
Jonluw said:
And now I'll be spending a while on Cracked.

Funny article though.
yes... yes....

I'm very sad now. Why? WHY. Go work out if you want to be skinny and attractive, you FUCKS.
This makes me sadder than the show... No offence to you personally, but that just seems excessive and hateful to me.
nu~ i'm not being that hateful.

reading that article must have pwn'd you when he was basically calling them scum with no redeeming values.
I was pretty thoroughly pwn'd, I will admit. :3
 

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Guys, I really don't think this is that big of a deal.

Terrible stupid shows show up all the time. It isn't like this show suddenly won the "MOST POPULAR THING ON T.V." award or anything. It'll probably just get canceled during its third commercial break.

Unless of course a lot of people watch it "ironically". Which might actually be what they are going for. It wouldn't surprise me.
 

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Just do what I do, buy a very powerful radio antennae and point it into the sky towards the galactic center, and have the following message repeat over and over: KILL US!!!KILL US ALL!!!

By the time aliens get here, the few thinking people left will be begging for death.
 

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I think I just had an aneurysm from shear stupidity.
Fuck me, umm... well, ahhhhhhh!

Ok, now that's out of my system, it is a sad day. This reminds me of something I once thought up while people watching,"You can't kill stupid, many a man has tried and failed, but you can sure as hell get away from it for a bit". So with that said, who wants to get started on that space colony.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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I read that as birdoplasty at first. Makes me wish that the winner would secretly be given cosmetic surgery to look like a bird without her knowing.

I'm sorry, but unless you're horribly disfigured/burned through no means in your control and you want to fix that, then nobody should take part in plastic surgery. I can at least take comfort in the fact that these people will forever be miserable, and will wallow in their sadness for the rest of their days. Sadly, without any expression due to being stuck in an eternally creepy smile.

And any husbands that actually encourage or like what their wives do to disfigure themselves should have their entrails gnawed on by angry gophers.
 

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Sorry, seemed relevant. Bridalplasty and those who watch it aren't the death knell of our society. Some people enjoy that kind of television, and I really don't care if they make it and watch it. As the comic says, "More harm was caused by people panicked by societal decline than societal decline ever did."
 

MoNKeyYy

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What's worse is that people wonder why I've lost all my faith in humanity. Why I've long, long long since lost my faith in humanity.
 

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Looks like I may to build my own batcave if this keeps up. Must hide from the "real" TV.
 

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theSovietConnection said:


Sorry, seemed relevant. Bridalplasty and those who watch it aren't the death knell of our society. Some people enjoy that kind of television, and I really don't care if they make it and watch it. As the comic says, "More harm was caused by people panicked by societal decline than societal decline ever did."
Do people realize that this Webcomic is not God? Or is everything written on that WC must be posted all over the worlds forums just because people 'think' it's correct.

New idea people, how about we start thinking for ourselves and create our opinions instead of CopyPasta'ing this everytime someone brings up a valid argument point? It's was annoying for MythBusters debates, and it's still annoying now.