I... I don't even...

[Namehere]

So the CBC ran this story today: http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/penis-lengths-charted-to-answer-the-am-i-normal-question-1.2976372

Thoughts anyone? Feelings?

I wonder if I can get a pie chart?

I'm going to bed now but I expect a barrage of tasteful humor by the time I get up Escapists! Don't let me down...

 

[FirstNameLastName]

The average measurements were:

*Flaccid length 9.16 cm.
*Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm.
*Erect length 13.12 cm.
*Flaccid girth or circumference 9.31 cm.
*Erect circumference 11.66 cm.

... What?

That's a surprisingly small average, just saying.

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

The average measurements were:

*Flaccid length 9.16 cm.
*Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm.
*Erect length 13.12 cm.
*Flaccid girth or circumference 9.31 cm.
*Erect circumference 11.66 cm.

... What?

That's a surprisingly small average, just saying.

RACISM INCOMING!!

Asia is a very big place.

 

[Zhukov]

So, basically this:

Mankind will reach the stars and transcend time and space, but we'll still be fretting over how big our dicks are.

 

[Thaluikhain]

The average measurements were:

*Flaccid length 9.16 cm.
*Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm.
*Erect length 13.12 cm.
*Flaccid girth or circumference 9.31 cm.
*Erect circumference 11.66 cm.

... What?

That's a surprisingly small average, just saying.

Yeah, but 13 is 18 when you are bragging.

Eh, the ancient Athenians considered big penises to be something to laugh at.

 

[Parasondox]

So, basically this:

Mankind will reach the stars and transcend time and space, but we'll still be fretting over how big our dicks are.

Well when wars are started and politicians threaten the "enemy", there are a lot of dick references and old men with erection issue that would rather start a war than talk.

 

[Albino Boo]

So the CBC ran this story today: http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/penis-lengths-charted-to-answer-the-am-i-normal-question-1.2976372

Thoughts anyone? Feelings?

I wonder if I can get a pie chart?

I'm going to bed now but I expect a barrage of tasteful humor by the time I get up Escapists! Don't let me down...

By the magic of the internet I present

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

So, basically this:

Mankind will reach the stars and transcend time and space, but we'll still be fretting over how big our dicks are.

Thank you, I needed that comic more than ever after seeing that news.

 

[Queen Michael]

So I'm bigger than average? Good news. Maybe those were the "good news" that the people knocking my door yesterday afternoon were trying to bring me. I should have opened, I guess...

 

[Evil Smurf]

So I'm bigger than average? Good news. Maybe those were the "good news" that the people knocking my door yesterday afternoon were trying to bring me. I should have opened, I guess...

Did you show them your penis? I always show Mormons my penis.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Yeah, I'm thinking some people here might get in trouble for "low content".

>_>

 

[Boris Goodenough]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

And standard normal condom diameter is 52-54 mm http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

I smell something not adding up to the numbers presented.

 

[Zontar]

Well, on the bright side I now know for a fact I'm on the higher end of the scale instead of just telling myself that, but it's not really a surprise given how I'm also a pretty tale guy.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I wonder if this will end up like IQ threads on The Escapist, where everyone is miraculously way above average. XD

 

[Thaluikhain]

I wonder if this will end up like IQ threads on The Escapist, where everyone is miraculously way above average. XD

Eh, worse, I'm imagining many people in this thread using tape measures inappropriately.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Well, I could go on about...

So, basically this:

Mankind will reach the stars and transcend time and space, but we'll still be fretting over how big our dicks are.

...OK, Zhukov has that sized up. OH, speaking of siz-

By the magic of the internet I present

...DAMMIT! Well, I hope no one mentions cond-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

And standard normal condom diameter is 52-54 mm http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

I smell something not adding up to the numbers presented.

FUCK IT!

Spoiler: Get 'em, George!

Ahhhh, I feel good now. ^_^ And now, some reflection upon this topic...

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Flaccid stretched length 13.24 cm.

...At last.

I now know that I am above average in the stretchy-dick department. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies.

I can die with some measure (above 13.24 cm) of dignity.

[small]Sincerely though, who the hell is insecure about THAT particular figure?[/small]

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Eh, worse, I'm imagining many people in this thread using tape measures inappropriately.

'
Who uses a tape measures for your junk? Think of the pain it can inflict when you accidently press it?