I left you because......

[dalek sec]

You kept using my PS3 disc's as costers!

Why did you trash my Battlestar Galactica dvds?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because that show sucks!
Why?!

 

[dalek sec]

Because you hated Battlestar Galactica and I won't live with someone who does!

Why did you leave me!?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

It...the...uh...it just never worked out.

Why'd ya leave?

 

[dalek sec]

You never left your bubble, you kept screaming that it wasn't clean enough.

Why did you leave?

 

[biscuit86]

daleks don't do it for me

hello?

 

[dalek sec]

Because all you think about is sex!

Why did you hurt my feelings!?

 

[fanklok]

your such a woman about feelings and stuff like that, now go make me a sammich

why oh why?

 

[Sneaklemming]

you were too big a fan of clocks

Why did you leave me?

 

[Caimekaze]

You told me you'd broken the habit.

But that night. You snuck out, to try jumping off a cliff again. We were so good together...

Why did you do it!?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because Dan Green is so god damn sexy.

Why don't you want to watch Fight Club with me anymore!?

 

[Irridium]

All you ever do is dance by yourself.
You never ask me if I want to dance

Why did you burn down my house?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your mustache was getting bigger than mine..and that will not be had in this empire


Why did you go away?

 

[Cherry Cola]

You're a snooty bastard, that's why!

Why must I eat my pizza alone!?

 

[Julianking93]

You have no ambitions! All you do is bowl all day.

Why leave me when I love you so?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You loved your damn toys..and besides your 12

Why must thou bog me down in sorrow?

 

[Cherry Cola]

It's true what Julian said, I just want to bowl.

Why did you push me when I was about to score a strike!? I thought you loved me!

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you called one of my friends fat!

Why must I eat at subway alone now?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because your friend is fat

Why did you leave with my cat?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you dress like that. On a weekday!

why must I play Borderlands alone now?