I left you because......

[Cherry Cola]

Because you criticized my plumber-outfit

Why don't you want me to fix your cable?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you were having sex with my sister and drinking all of my alcohol!

why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because Marluxia's scythe is better.

Why did you doooo thaaaat...?

 

[FieryButterfly]

because you kept leaving stains all over my carpet!

why *sobs* did you steal my dog and run?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Well, considering where you found me and your dog...I didn't steal him at all.

Why did you fill my ears with that horrendous music?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because then you wouldn't hear me bang your sister

Why did you leave without giving me the number to your hot ex?

 

[dalek sec]

She's too hot for you.

Why did you leave me alone last night?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Because you're a robot.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Irridium]

You were far to badass for me.
Not even my badass moustache could match you in battle.

Why am I alone?

 

[Knife-28]

Because you impailed me with your mustache.

Why did you leave me flying solo?

 

[Knife-28]

Because you went to the moon and never came back.

Why am I alone now?

 

[Irridium]

Becasue you made a giant painting of that face and put it right above the bed!

Why must I twirl my 'stache alone?

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Because you wouldn't let me ride..

Why did you not meet me at the docks last night?

 

[NeoAC]

Because I heard there were pirate ghosts running around, and Korn wasn't available to get rid of them.

Why have I been left like this?

 

[Irridium]

Because your avatar is misleading.

Why did you curbstomp my heart?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It was your insipid and stupid dancing.


Why did you have to be so mean you could have been a little courteous?

 

[Cherry Cola]

No, I couldn't

Why didn't you make me orgasm!?

 

[ottenni]

Because you ate all my chrysanthemums you bastard!

Why did you steal all the turpentine and kick my dog?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I needed the turpentine to fuel my automobiles and your dog was just annoying.


Why must ye laugh at me in my despair

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because you are British

Why did you leave me, Christ Tucker!?