I left you because......

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Sleekgiant

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
Jan 21, 2010
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Your father told me I could do much better, I listened

Why did you dump me*cries*
 
CounterAttack

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
Dec 25, 2008
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You claim that you're too sexy for your shirt. I find that hard to believe when you walk around the apartment topless.

No! Please don't go... At least give me a reason.
 
Sleekgiant

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
Jan 21, 2010
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You won't let me keep my dog, you jerk

Please I can change, why are you leaving me
 
Mr.Mudkip

Mr.Mudkip

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Nov 16, 2009
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Because I, a Xenomorph who can't even judge, find you ugly.

*HISS, HISSSSS, HISSSSSS, Whyyyy?*
 
SnootyEnglishman

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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I have an irrational fear of snakes and you wouldnt stop hissing and throwing those plastic ones in my face.


Just simply WHY?!
 
CounterAttack

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
Dec 25, 2008
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I can't kiss you without you practically biting my jaw off. Of course I'm leaving you.

Why are you just walking away...
 
Vrex360

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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I left you because YOU ARE A HUMAN.
By definition I am obligated to destroy you, you should be thanking me for small mercies.
 
ShockValue

ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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Well you did try to kill me that one time. I gave you another chance but you don't stop.

Why?!
 
Vrex360

Vrex360

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Mar 2, 2009
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Because you left my damn Plasma Rifle in the washing machine.

By the way I'm sending you the bill for that, those don't come cheap you know.
 
dalek sec

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
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It's either me or the sandwich!

Why did you leave me like that, it hurt....
 
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