I left you because......

[scorptatious]

Your split personalities is tearing apart our relationship.

Why, oh why?!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're always getting impaled by other guys!

Please, tell me why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because that avatar is deceptive.

Why won't you get out of my head?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were always judging me!

Why do you have those packed bags?

 

[TheDoctor455]

They're groceries.
I need to eat.

Why are you more paranoid than I am?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because of all the girls sitting in our living room!

Why the lies?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because the truth would hurt you more.

Why can't you see Six?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

See who?

Why? We were getting along so well.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I have trust issues, and I don't want to ask you to wait.

Why can't... *sigh* there really isn't a question that can keep this going...

 

[SkyeNeko]

You never talk to me anymore! You always run out in the middle of a conversation.

Bakit?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... what?

Why can't you let me finish a thought?

 

[Irridium]

Because you don't look at me when we make love!

Why?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Because I'm having an affair... with your brother!!!

Baby, come back!

 

[Scde2]

No. You demons just want my souls and stuffs.

Y U GO LEVE MEH?!

 

[Sacman]

Because you have a new avatar...<.<

Y u do dis?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Because your avatar is static-y.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Verex]

BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHARE YOUR HORDE OF GOLD!

WHY?!

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I HAVE NO HOARD OF GOLD!

Why?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because there is another.

Why?

 

[Verex]

YOU TRIED TO POISON MY CHOCOLATE PANCAKES! YOU HAVE NO SOUUUUUL!

Dammit...WHY?