I left you because......

[TheDoctor455]

Because you keep dragging me to the same damn pub every night. I want to go out there and do things.

Why did you try to distract the zombie hordes by throwing me at them?

 

[Scde2]

Because one of us had to distract them.

I laid out every reason why you should stay with me. Why leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because the Six in my head threatened to kill me if I didn't leave you!

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Our sex life just isn't what it used to be... DAMN IT! We never had one!!

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you just wanted me for sex.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I hate you too much to live with you anymore. You and your blue makeup!

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you cheated on me with someone who uses blue makeup!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have too many personalities!

Why?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i hate pokemon.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I thought you were too cute and nice to be real!
Come back!

Damn it...

Why?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because when i came back, you were already gone.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I had an important meeting!

Why couldn't wait for me to come back?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i helped an old lady cross the street, and then she robbed me, and so i run after her.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because that old lady was a Cylon!

Why are you stalking me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The years of criticism is why!

Why...?

 

[Sacman]

Your avatar is too red...<.<

Y U Do Dis?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm not gay. Sorry... Actually, I'm not sorry. I like being a hetero.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept coating me in poke-nip while I slept.

Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to have 15 different species of those fucking critters dry-humping every part of your body?

DO YOU?!?!?!

Why the hell did you have go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you used to lock me into rooms and study me for hours, not cool!

Why...why did you do this?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you were going to betray our location to the Cylons!

Who are you working for?!?!?!