I left you because......

[Neonbob]

Because you hid your button underneath five layers of bulletproof glass and refused to let me touch it!

Why did you leave?

 

[Disaster Button]

You didn't know how to touch my buttons.
I'm really, really sorry.

Why did you go?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You broke all my expensive monocles.


Why didn't you stay here?

 

[biscuit86]

I care not for buttons

why did you abandon ship?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Because you tried to sabotage it you damn double agent.


Why didst thou leaveth me

 

[Guitar Gamer]

england ain't metal's
[sup]Yeah I know it basically invented it so what?[/sup]

why dids you ams leave me?

 

[Vrex360]

Because the rest of my body was repulsed by you and they had to leave with it.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Irridium]

You nuked my house on accident, after calling me a whale

Because you ninja's me, you Senghilli bastard.

Why do I cry?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You always ran around in your underoos.
Why you go bye?

 

[biscuit86]

my psychiatrist said you're bad for me

you no here?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I woke up to you pouring gallons of piss on me while I was sleeping.
What are you doing? Leaving me?!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup.

Kthnxbye

So this is it? After all we've been through? After all the incredible times we've had sex you do this to me? WHY!?

 

[Irridium]

I'm sorry, but all you do is dance on the stairs, and never in the bed anymore.

Why are you running out the door?

 

[Vrex360]

Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
[sub]Because of your posing habits!![/sub]

Why did you leave my side?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because Irridium's back was free, if you catch my drift.

Why wont you have sex with me anymore!?

 

[Disaster Button]

Because you never look at me during.

You left? But then who did I.. Oh god.

 

[Vrex360]

Yeah you slept with me, and my commanders were not amused to find me in bed with a naked human.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because I can, biatch

You're leaving me? Will I keep the peace lily

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You often spoke a slang i didn't understand....and i speak ENGLISH english


You tore out my heart and left me WHY?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because you are snooty... and english...

You bastard, I'll kill you for this!