I left you because......

[brtshstel]

Because you have a prosthetic arm, and it doesn't feel good on certain parts of me, and you're not really the switch-hitter type...yeah.

Why?

 

[oppp7]

Because I'm actually A ROBOT!

Why?

 

[Roxas1359]

You don't seem to have any eye lids at all!

Why did you cheat on me?

 

[ShockValue]

Well you are a skeleton.

Why did you leave?

 

[Roxas1359]

You kept kicking me out the window when I'd go to bed.

Why did you leave me?

 

[ShockValue]

You didn't enjoy me kicking you out the window!

Why did you leave?

 

[oppp7]

There was a trail of bread crumbs leading out the door.
Why?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because you never left any milk for me!

Why?

 

[Tiny116]

Because the ginger bread man running out of the door caught my attention!

Why? Why did you leave?

 

[Sleekgiant]

You wanted to get "weird" with the lightsaber

Why did you leave, is it because of the scythe

 

[Tiny116]

No, No I left because I found someone with a broadsword

why?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because you left me for a Templar

Why did you leave *whimper*

 

[brtshstel]

EDIT: Because you ninja'd me.

Why did you leave for so long, with no note, no phone call, no goodbye?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because I hated all the time you spent with Robin

Why did you leave

 

[Tiny116]

Because I had a pain in my neck

Why did you go?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well you had to die, I thought it'd be mean to take you to judgement while we were together

Why did you go, is it because I'm death

 

[Tiny116]

No, it's because you kept trying to hard to be death XD

why'd you leave?

 

[ShockValue]

You wouldn't teach me in the ways of the force.

Why did you leave?

 

[Tiny116]

You wouldn't stop asking me to teach you jedi mind tricks

why'd you go?

 

[Sleekgiant]

You used the Jedi mind trick to get me in bed, -You're right you never did that, silly me-

Why did you leave