I left you because......

[TheDoctor455]

Because I can't fly anything!

Why won't you let Morpheus die?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Not that kind of wingman.
Because he's to cool to die.

Why is my internet connecion so slooow right now?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Steman's dicking with the communications again.

Why am I in the brig again?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I moved the lab there, it's bigger and more explosion proof.

Why can't I find my gun?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Six slipped it in my pocket so I could kill myself.

Why can't I make Six go away?

 

[Solo-Wing]

Because Six does not want to go away.

Why did she slap me?

 

[Someperson307]

He slapped you because you referred to Nikki Six as a girl, insulting Motley Crue in the process. It's called hair metal, get with the times.

Why am I so uptight and serious?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yes, goodbye forever.

Why?

 

[Solo-Wing]

Because you got a Team rocket avatar. Now go blast off.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you just admitted you don't like Team rocket.

Spoiler: James, take care of him.

Spoiler: With Pleasure Boss!

Why? Is it because I'm evil?

 

[Someperson307]

Because you refused to share your lollipop with me.

EDIT: Ninja'd again? Damn. Because you think AIDs is a laughing matter.

Why am I still awake?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you think I actually laugh at the thought of AIDS.

I just like using it as a weapon, that's all.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

I never left.

WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS, LETTERS, EMAILS, TELEGRAMS, OR PM? D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you follow me. Everywhere.

[sub]Filing a restraining order now.[/sub]

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

 

[Scde2]

Because your constantly trembling lip is starting to get on my nerves.

How can you leave me and the BABBY?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It was your idea to adopt and I told you that would end it.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm really hoping that last post was directed at Scde. And you smell like formaldehyde.

[sub]You and your "jamming".[/sub]

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You ate my family.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You won't stop at anything. Nothing is too low... You even ate Santa, didn't you?!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking my dog away and giving him back. He has never been the same since.

Why?