I left you because......

[Eumersian]

Because ur a n00b?

LOL N00B?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you forgot to sleep.

What were you thinking!?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I found someone better. Sorry, but that's how it is.

Why'd you leave him?

 

[idodo35]

because you know how to write in red leters
Y?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You spent too much time listening to that song by Queen: "Find, me, somebody to love!"

Oh, and if you want to know how to type in different colours, quote this post and see what Leet did with it.

I left the 'bold' off for that purpose, in fact. But, why'd you leave me?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you say that you're too cool for bologna.

Y?

 

[Dango]

Because I am too cool for bologna.

Why?

 

[Trivun]

Because your hair is just a little bit too purple...

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you demanded to live in black and white.

Why?

 

[ringwraiths48]

because Lex Luther said he'd kill you if i didn't.

WHy?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because I need excitement.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you tried to kill Mr. Buttons!

Spoiler: Mr. Buttons

 

[Dango]

Because you run away whenever I try to stab you.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because he's in the wrong thread.

WHY?

 

[Dango]

Because you point out mistakes that I later fix.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're not infallible like Scde2 up there.

WHYHYHYAFADSGHFDMJUKIOPOJUHRSTESFHGDRTWHY?

 

[Dango]

Because you can't pull off an astral finish.

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Because you are a grammar nazi.

?yhW

 

[idodo35]

BECAUSE your a duck and if the dog shows up ill have to shoot you so he wont laugh at me....

Y

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you've deluded yourself into a Sucker Punch-esque fantasy.

... Is there something you want to tell me?