I left you because......

[Sassafrass]

Last night.
Me and your car are in love.

Why did you lock me out?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you are a silly person that doesn't wear matching socks.

WHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYH?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you tried to sell my kidneys with my permission! I like it when people just impulsively sell my organs.

Why did you close your heart to me?

 

[Eumersian]

I didn't do it! You did! I told you to lay off the fried chicken and you were all "I'll be fine" but honestly, twice a day is too much.

Why you doin' 'at?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I'm a heart-breaker.

Why did you send me away?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you didn't have the proper postage.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I saw you cheating on me with that panda.

Tell me why you left and I may not place this axe between your shoulder blades?

 

[Eumersian]

Nah. That would be too easy.

Bacon?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I loved bacon more then you.

Cheese?

 

[Eumersian]

Feta.

Why did you leave me?

 

[gazumped]

Because you're so distant, you've been giving me none of your time I never see your face anymore. ;_;

Why did you leave me?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I thought it would be more fun to just hunt badgers in clown pants.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm still straight.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're afraid to admit that you enjoy my company.

WHY???>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you love yourself more than anyone.

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because it takes you five years and a sledgehammer to get what already happened ten years ago and forgotten.

But... why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you called me a monster, even after I got the operation.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you BURNNN MEEEE WITH FIREEEE!

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you UUUSSSEEEEE ALLLLLLLLL CAAAAAAPPPSSSSSSS SSSSOOOMMMEEEETIIIIMMMEEESSSSSSSSS!

The person below has a #1 jam.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me has been banned from a site before.