I left you because......

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because I crossed threads, OK?!?!?!?

WHY'S 'AT?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because I'm too tired to screw.

Why?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because you refused to pay the electric bill, and I stubbed my toe on the sharks.

Why?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because, as the woman, you always refused to pay for dinner!
*Spanks*

Why?

Eumersian · May 16, 2011

Because I like talking and you like eating pudding. It will never work, Sharona.

Why?

SckizoBoy · May 16, 2011

Because you forced me to be digitised.

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MFenix · May 16, 2011

Because you need to be 20% cooler.
How could you leave this awesomeness?

larysalove · May 17, 2011

Because you don't like my dog. And my cat doesn't like you.

Why?

Eumersian · May 17, 2011

NO U!

Y?

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 17, 2011

CUZ. IT FUN.

Why did you call me a caveman?

Dango · May 17, 2011

Because I'm cold.

Weedly woddly woo?

Eumersian · May 17, 2011

Because I made cookies and you can't has any!

Why?

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 17, 2011

You had the last chocolate chip!

Why would you do such a thing?!

Dango · May 17, 2011

Because you don't appreciate my rare stamp collection!

A wub wub woo?

Eumersian · May 17, 2011

Because I ate the last chocolate chip!

Why?

scorptatious · May 17, 2011

Because you fail.

?yhW

Dango · May 17, 2011

ಠ_ಠ

ಡ_ಡ?

Eumersian · May 17, 2011

Symbols don't show.

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 18, 2011

You are too faceless.

Why?

Doc Gnosis · May 18, 2011

Because you kept squeezing the toothpaste from the middle.

Is there something you're trying to tell me?