I left you because......

[StormShaun]

I left you because I ate raw cookie dough...alot of cookie dough... X_X

 

[Scde2]

Because, salmonella.

Why?

 

[Brandon237]

Because that avatar hypnotised me...

 

[Dango]

Because you're not willing to ask the important questions.

Why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you erased all my Mystery Dungeon data!

Whyyyyy...?!

 

[BigDeadMushy]

I'll tell you next week.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'll never tell ^^

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you said some very mean things about my pimp.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you are my pimp.

Why?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because now I'm not making enough to keep poppy happy.nobody believes I walked into a door,even though that's what *kof*really*kof* happened.
that'll learn me for subcontracting.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you make me look bad with your silly shoes!

WHY-FI?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

if you haven't figured it out by now,I'm not telling you.humph.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You killed the plants I was going to plant in the garden.

Why did you set my house on fire?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you shouldn't try buying cheap fireworks then "working" on them to improve their performance

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you broke all my windows.

Why?

 

[M0rp43vs]

You know that trick where the boyfriend throws rocks at the window to get the girls attention?
Use smaller rocks

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For unleashing the demon that I sealed in the attic.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

My hat is cutting of blood flow to my brain.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I left you a long time ago, only now do you notice this? I left you because you never pay attention to me.

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you said you didn't want my attention.

What are you trying to tell me?