I left you because......

[Eumersian]

Why now, indeed?

What'd it for?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You never show me the true you!

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?!

 

[Eumersian]

Because you ate my last muffin. D:

OEGJR?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you stole my breakfast. ;_; I WAS HUNGRY!!

What were you thinking!?

 

[Eumersian]

These!

Why'd it?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because all that valerian root has killed your sex appeal. ;_;

But, why?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

You stepped on my foot.

How did this come to be?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because all that lightning turned your beautiful blond hair black and frizzy.

But... why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You hide your face!

Yz

 

[Eumersian]

That's why!

What?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Igsl!

Porque?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Parce que votre pantalon gardé un éclairage sur le feu.

What did I fight for?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Me no speak a da engrish!

...

 

[Eumersian]

Because I'm a box.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You want me to eat potatoes!

...

 

[Doc Gnosis]

You cannot bring yourself to tell me the things that matter... Like whether the glasses don't suit me or not. That's why I left.

Is there something you wish to tell me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because we barely see each other!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you deviated from the format!

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you dealt my Snowboard Kids game to some toddler as a chew-toy! >:-(

What in heaven's name were you thinking?!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you're not social!

Why?