I left you because......

[M0rp43vs]

Because I'm leaving you for a chicken
Whose now leaving me why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're a socialist.

Why is Liberty Prime so angry?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because, I don't talk!!!! D:

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

My feet hurt when you punch them!

WHA?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Cheese!

Why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you failed to retrieve Mr. Fluffykins! How am I going to plan evil stuff without a cat to stroke?

Buh?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you gave Mr. Fluffykins to the good guy to begin with!

Why?!

 

[StormShaun]

I needed some milk...

Why!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Milk sucks.

Why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Gatorade!

Shy?

 

[pyramid head grape]

H2O!!!

Pie?

 

[StormShaun]

What kind of pie...meh

*crys*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For misspelling "cries."

Why is it over?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you're trying to kill me with that sword of yours.

But why? ;_;

 

[pyramid head grape]

Don't look at me like that!

Why?

 

[StormShaun]

I forgot who you are...

Thats why!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For having the red button!

>.>

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you never take off your hat... Just what's under there!?

Is there something you want to tell me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Y U NO SHOW FACE?

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For shouting.

WHY?