I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you keep blowing everything up!
[sup]Thanks. It's a real good one, yes.[/sup]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you have such a bigger...

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[Padwolf]

I left you because you just don't love me anymore *sniffles*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you set me on fire whenever you get mad!

 

[Padwolf]

I left you because you never understood my need for fire!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you like to scratch my legs!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I left you because your face is hideous and I couldn't be seen in public with that.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You wouldn't take off the hat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you set my village on fire

 

[Padwolf]

I left you because you never did the laundry that day I asked you to!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you kept casting spells on me!

 

[dalek sec]

I left cause I'm tired of you and your tacos and trying to destoy Gotham City! D:

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you tried to kill everyone.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You're cheating on me.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you were cheating on your cheater!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I left you because you're vengeful.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you won't give me your soul!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I left you because you keep leaving the toliet seat up!!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You cost too much.
Dragons love money more than companionship.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you set fire to the rain!