I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because you're a time traveler.

 

[Sacman]

For being me from the future... Time Paradoxes are never fun...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because all you did was be staticy.

 

[Sacman]

For just being too static...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're a cannibal.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'd eat you any day... ;P

and I couldn't live with myself if I did...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're invisible.

 

[Sacman]

For having spider feet...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you never make any sense.

 

[Sacman]

For always making perfect sense...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he shot me.

 

[Sacman]

Because I was aiming for the heart...

 

[ShockValue]

Because he was trying to kill me :/

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because fire and shock don't mix.

 

[Sacman]

For getting inbetween me and shock...<.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because I keep trying to get a better reception and I can't get it! D:

 

[ShockValue]

Because someone ate you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you were in the way of my fist.

 

[brookykatt]

Because youre a girl,

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because we'd just met.