I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I can't trust a man who hides his face.

 

[Kae]

Because he can't tell the difference between people who hide their faces and people who have no faces.

 

[NoOne852]

Because you can't understand the difference between having no face and having an invisible face.

 

[thesilentman]

Because... you always carry that umbrella. It seems to be a weapon.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you kept turning everything into a weapon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you changed your name and I don't remember what it was before.
Edit: Because your old name was pinkie pie party!

 

[Kae]

Because she bothers remembering things _>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you keep glaring at me.

 

[thesilentman]

Because that avatar looks at me like it's my evil twin who was a girl in human form...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you posted last week.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Because you're far too mysterious and leave no ability to figure you out.

Why did you leave me?

 

[thesilentman]

You're a bobhead Link. I've always hated those bobblehead figurines. So smug, those danged things...

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you changed your name and I don't remember what it was before.
Edit: Because your old name was pinkie pie party!

Aw, you remembered... you do care!! <3

Because of your discrimination towards bobbleheads...

 

[thesilentman]

Because... you're Snake.

 

[Kae]

Because you are everywhere and I need some space!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you're too para-normal.

 

[MrCollins]

Because I am jelly of your pun-superiority.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you still are decadent and superior.

 

[Little Duck]

You made frowny faces at me all the time.

 

[thesilentman]

I don't know what you are...