I left you because......

[Nouw]

I left because you were above average. I demand something greater!

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you demand too much.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you demand too little.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're addicted to coffee.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you didn't like me.

 

[kailus13]

because the voices told me to.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep misinterpreting them.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

There's never any coffee for me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you like coffee.

 

[Teoes]

Because you don't like coffee.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you just like it a bit too much.

 

[staika]

Because you didn't take our intervention seriously.

 

[kailus13]

Because you didn't invite enough people to the intervention.

 

[staika]

Because you didn't answer my phone calls

 

[Teoes]

Because you won't stop calling.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you wanted to use my clothes for your Speed Force experiments.

But... Why? ;_;

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you have no witty repartee. ;_;

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep talking to yourself

 

[Sacman]

Because you seem to be standing in front of a super nova...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you are just the worst.