I left you because......

[staika]

because he always makes my narwhals go crazy with blood lust.

 

[kailus13]

I left you because... *drags*... you never left your "comfy chair".

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're way too chatty

 

[kailus13]

Because we never seem to talk anymore.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're actually off the record.

 

[Sacman]

for no hugs goodnight... D:

 

[ShockValue]

Because you fell down a well.

 

[Sacman]

For actually pushing me... -3-

 

[ShockValue]

For deserving it.

 

[Sacman]

For wanting to punish me for only showing you my love... D:

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're a San Fran fan.

 

[Sacman]

Because I never said that... I just live near San Francisco...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because that's just as bad.

 

[MrCollins]

Because you can never trust a woman with a fan.

 

[Sacman]

Because the weather is too nice...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you had to fix that.

 

[Ruedyn]

Because at first the fan was cute, BUT IT HASN'T MOVED SINCE I MET YOU! Frustrating >_>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you cause you left all the bodies in my basement.

 

[Teoes]

Because you stole the bodies from my basement.

 

[kailus13]

Because of the experiments you did on the bodies in your basement. Without me.