I left you because......

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause you ate my bologna...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you didn't eat my Bologna.

I cooked that all day!

 

[General Winter]

Because you don't dance, and if you don't dance, you're no friend of mine.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I'd rather date Nurse Spring.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't massage my back enough.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept practising your combat rolls indoors and knocking over furniture.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being jealous of my combat roll excellence!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I left because your spiky wings were hurting my back *runs out the door crying*

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept staring at the wall like a shell-shock victim.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I left you because you turned into a statue!

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you refused to chase the dragon with me!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I left you because you didnt wake me up!

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you kept wandering into the marshes.

 

[Sacman]

I left you because I've never met you before!
...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you never visit me anymore!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because you're fucking up my hair with your electricity

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you went Telvanni.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I left you because you would not conduct proper manner.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you blew up Mr. Creosote.

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you never put the heart down. We had guests!