I left you because......

[Barbas]

I left you because you kept staring in horror into the mirror!

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you say "Just what I've been looking for" about everything you pick up!

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you don't appreciate mystery and discovery!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you kept sneezing on me.

 

[kailus13]

Because I found out you were dealing pugs.

 

[Barbas]

I found out about you and Molag Bal. I can do that sort of stuff too, you just never asked.

 

[Barbas]

Because you have racist parents.

 

[Barbas]

Because your parents called me genetically inferior!

 

[Barbas]

Because they started it!

 

[Barbas]

The garden gnome wanted to see distant lands and interesting people. I carry things in my stomach. He will be returned...eventually...maybe.

 

[Barbas]

Spoiler: I left you because my toast was done.

 

[Zantos]

I left you because when I asked for a cuddle you told me finding a Tom Baker gif to post on the escapist was a better use of your time and effort.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you don't appreciate the fine art of Baking.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you ran out of panties.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because of your wild and baseless accusations. They were needed by Sheogorath; he was building a catapult to launch snowballs at Mephala's worshippers. They would have been returned when he was done, undamaged...more or less.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you tried to eat the sun.

 

[Drummodino]

I left you because you want to eat the sun.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you never went anywhere interesting. In fact, all you did was wander around in circles for hours at a time, giggling to yourself.

 

[Barbas]

I left you because your game of dildo cricket was somewhat lacking at best.

 

[Zantos]

I left you because it's still far too soon after the Ashes to make insensitive jokes about cricket.