I left you because......

[Barbas]

You were clearly planning something.

 

[EilaliE]

You kept running away from me.

 

[Neuromancer]

For you did not seem to be of use.

 

[Barbas]

You went all midgety and kawaii all of a sudden.

 

[EilaliE]

Because the voices in my head told me to.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you were deceived by that serpent.

 

[EilaliE]

Because you need to get over your obsession with bonfires, dear.

 

[Neuromancer]

For it is quite clear you are not aware of the advantages bonfires bring to one's life.

 

[EilaliE]

For assuming I'm unaware of the advantages of bonfires.
[small]They're just.. not supposed to be in libraries.[/small]

 

[Neuromancer]

For believing that bonfires need to be placed in specific places so as to satisfy some arbitrary sense of Feng Shui!

 

[Dalek Caan]

For trying to summon the Snake-God Glycon to this realm.

 

[Barbas]

For lighting the beacons.

 

[Barbas]

For suddenly getting a little too freaky.

 

[Neuromancer]

For your inability to handle freakiness.

 

[Barbas]

For getting down to Freaky Town without prior warning.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For not inviting me to Freaky Town.

 

[Barbas]

For feeding the frost giants.

 

[Neuromancer]

For this isn't the harem game I was promised.

 

[Barbas]

There was this squirrel...

 

[Neuromancer]

squirrel

Because you should have *known* better.