I left you because......

[Barbas]

Because you destroyed the Progenitor ship!

 

[EilaliE]

I had to move to another planet.

 

[Neuromancer]

For I have a wive to save from being trapped in a giant robot.

 

[Barbas]

His obsession with robots was beginning to cut into government spending something fierce.

 

[EilaliE]

I never got the dragon I was promised.

 

[Barbas]

For Narnia!

 

[Neuromancer]

For you never quite understood the true extend of my ambitions

 

[Barbas]

You were abusing nanotechnology. Cool, but dangerous.

 

[Neuromancer]

For you thought to arbitrarily limit my research with the excuse of some moral code.

 

[Barbas]

For a brief change of scenery.

 

[Neuromancer]

For burning the fields of green.

 

[Barbas]

For smoking on the reef.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For blowing up the Coral Reef.

 

[Barbas]

For corralling the space cows.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you bore me, mageling.

 

[Barbas]

Because you tripped a worker into the electric fence for entertainment.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you threw your previous girlfriend in the furnace.

 

[Barbas]

Because you threw logs in after her.

 

[Neuromancer]

For you used her charred remains to make a meat pie.

 

[Barbas]

There is mischief to be done.