I also just recently finished Mass Effect 3, and was all ready to defend the ending to my last dying breath. I've been a fan of Bioware since Neverwinter Nights, and their stuff has only gotten better (Dragon Age II was better than Dragon Age: Origins, so
).
But... I can't. And I can't because two of the endings don't make any goddamn sense.
So, for control (which is apparently paragon, despite being the plan of the "I'm the completely fracking evil racist corporate suit" guy), you've basically had the entire game where everything and everyone is telling you it's impossible (except the evil guy who is
already indoctrinated and
following the same plan that a sect of indoctrinated Protheans also had that got them all killed). And then you get to the end and the super AI, embodiment of all Reapers is like, "No, man, you could totally wipe me out and completely overwrite every Reaper's mind and become some kind of controlling Reaper-god. I
encourage you to do it." And then it turns out he wasn't lying? How is that not a flat out lie? The "control" ending should have been the same as the new ending where you tell the hologram to screw off ("the Reapers win" ending) while someone laughs in the background.
Then, for synthesis, the kid's like, "We'll merge organics and synthetics into a new DNA." What the fuck does that even mean (I don't normally swear harshly on the internet, but seriously)? Oh, it's expanded in the extended ending, and we're told that organics will be given technology, and synthetics will be given understanding. Yeah, that makes things a whole lot clearer. Now that everyone's some kind of cyborg or something (glowing green eyes... seriously, what does this even mean?) I'm totally sure there won't be any more wars. I'm sure that now that krogans have "technology" integrated into their DNA, they won't still try and kill all kinds of people. The Reapers? Totally forgiven for their attempted genocide now that they have "understanding" from Shepherd's DNA.
Add on to that the fact that this is a flat-out, totally evil, supervillain decision. "What's that Magneto? You want to turn everyone into a mutant against their will or knowledge?"
And, again, the kid's like, "This is the best option." Uh, why didn't you just do it yourself, like, before you cycled through the Universe a few thousand times, harvesting sentient life? "Because they had to be able to choose it for themselves." Oh, yes, me choosing it for
everyone is somehow different from
you choosing it for everyone at the start of this mess and not committing a few genocides.
And, once again, how is this not a flat-out lie? Isn't the Reaper harvest, with them storing and integrating the DNA of all sentient life in the galaxy basically "synthesis"? How is this not a front to trick me into dying so he can laugh maniacally and continue the reaping?
Then destruction, the only ending that makes any sense. You disable the Reapers, there's a Darth Vaderian "NOOOOOOO!" and everyone lives happily ever after, except for the synthetics (er, sorry about your girlfriend, Joker...) I actually don't care that Shepherd may survive with this ending; as far as I'm concerned he blew himself up on the station, whatever.
Why is this the only one that makes sense?
Well, for starters, it's the only one that the (clearly crazy, genocidal AI)
doesn't want you to do, and your trusted friend
does want you to do. I mean, if a guy who is
literally worse than Hitler doesn't want you to do something, and one of your best friends does, shouldn't you probably listen to your friend, based on that alone?
Beyond that, the little jerk is like, "If you destroy the Reapers, you'll just make more synthetics and they'll destroy you." A couple of things here. First of all, I would like to thank you, little AI boy, for killing me with synthetics so that hypothetical synthetics that I may build in the future never have a chance to kill me. That was in no way completely insane and is absolutely logically consistent. Secondly, as I showed by brokering a peace between the geth and the quarians, with the geth actually helping to rebuild the quarian homeworld, and my pilot dating a freaking AI, I think we do just fine getting these different "races" to coexist, at least as well as we ever could races like the salarians and krogan.
tl;dr Little boy was crazy, tricks everyone into "controlling" or "synthesizing" the galaxy which is
should have been really just a lie to get you to kill yourself so the Reapers can continue their genocide.
In the words of Will Smith in
I, Robot, "You have
so got to die!"