I NEED A BAND NAME D:

[TheRightToArmBears]

Take a random word and punctuate the shit out of it. Like this:

S.O.F.A

 

[Hosker]

Generic Band Name #7. Shortened to GBN7.

 

[Badong]

I dunno, Pisswater?

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Rage against the Coffee Machine?

 

[Assassin Lupus7]

Those guys. And send a message to everyone who comments on this thread so they can look out for you when you get going.

 

[Assassin Lupus7]

Those guys. And send a message to everyone who comments on this thread so they can look out for you when you get going.

 

[Sgt. Dante]

Here you go, thank me later.

 

[Sandernista]

I don't know, The Smeagols?

 

[corcus]

Free Beer
(Everyone will come flocking when they see the name on the poster)

 

[Viking67]

Here's three I came up with from my Biology class:

Alpha Helix
The N-Terminus
Unseated Vitalism

If none of those do it for you, you can try here: http://www.davebarry.com/rockbandlist.html

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

For Science
Ion Cannon Ready
Grenade Launcher
Nuclear Launch Detected
Arclite Cannon Fodder
Siege Tank U
Utopian Umbrellas
Dystopic Dinosaurs
Puddle of Poo
Narcissistic Necromancers

 

[Cogwheel]

Critical Moose.

Complete with a logo made in MS Paint.

Spoiler: Bad puns within

 

[Kris015]

Cyanide Landslide

I'm gonna second this. Has a good like.. flow to it.

That or: National Orycho (This was the captcha)

 

[Davey Woo]

Pistols and Pansies is my only suggestion.
Though you may be restricted to doing covers of Guns N Roses all day...

 

[Sack of Cheese]

go for "Darker Doom"!

 

[Vault101]

So I'm in a band and we've had this name for a long time and it's dawned on us we don't like it so we're trying to find a new one. I'm usually a creative person but in this situation I just can't think of anything. So I'm passing it off to you, the members of the Escapist. Help us come up with a good name!

We're a hard rock cover band, and we're trying to be as glam and cheesily 80s as possible. That should give you a lot to work with, so go forth. Suggest! Your help is greatly appreciated... go! Do it, now!

Twisted staple

because at work I remove staples from paperwork..and they are all twisted

 

[Scarim Coral]

Just random ideas-
Jackal Hunters
Red Hurter
The Red Sea
Dark Forest
Steel Tigers
Hornet Nest
Blood Custard
Doggy Dog Dog
Teal Titan
Devil Chaser
Landslide
Wall Breaker
Lazer Lions
Eagle Claws

 

[Powereaver]

Intrepid Rocksmiths!

 

[Alduin Silas]

Given how every band from that era was something like "The ......" I suggest The Advertisers, or "The Odd Topics."

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Count yourself lucky that you have one. Although I used to joke about a ska band named "Thanksgiving Ham." You can have it.