I need crimes!!

[SturmDolch]

I like the first two. Also, your avatar, where is it from, it looks kind of like the dude from the Professional

Correct! It is the great Leon.

And I'll throw in another crime or two:

- Stealing a helicopter and running down pedestrians
- Starting fights in a nursing home
- Robbing one of those robbery prevention stores, with all those cameras and such

 

[dfcrackhead]

I like the first two. Also, your avatar, where is it from, it looks kind of like the dude from the Professional

Correct! It is the great Leon.

And I'll throw in another crime or two:

- Stealing a helicopter and running down pedestrians
- Starting fights in a nursing home
- Robbing one of those robbery prevention stores, with all those cameras and such

Now I want to see that movie again, any idea if it's on hulu or something?

 

[Megacobb]

I have a few more ideas

One is stealing a helicopter,setting it on fire and then crashing it into a major metro area and my other is placing explosives under a skycraper and watching it sink below in to the ground.

 

[Naheal]

Grand larceny
Criminal menacing
Statutory rape (She was 17, he was 19)
Trespassing
Possession of a concealed firearm without a permit
Jaywalking(Not joking on this one)
Vandalism

 

[rabidmidget]

Setting his/her school on fire as a kid, or returning to it as an adult to set it on fire (probably while empty as killing a school's worth of children is a bit too unbelievably evil).

Slashing tires

Using the sidewalk as a shortcut for cars

Putting cigarettes out in people's hair

Going around placing small explosives (like cherry bombs) in just about every conceivable place: mail boxes, trash cans, toilets, pipes, chimneys, people's pockets.

Pick pocketing and after taking their wallet, leaving a nasty note behind.

Blowing up a car, no country for old men style

And if he wants to go to jail: Driving a car into the front of the police station while flipping off the world.

Edit: ooh, also stealing traffic signs, breaking traffic lights and moving traffic cones, nothing syays pure chaos like a 7 car pileup.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Grand larceny
Criminal menacing
Statutory rape (She was 17, he was 19)
Trespassing
Possession of a concealed firearm without a permit
Jaywalking(Not joking on this one)
Vandalism

Whats "Criminal Menacing" it sounds entertaining. Also in my state, if the girl is 16 or above and it's consensual, it's not statutory, it's "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor" which is like a maximum of a year in jail or(or maybe and) a $250,000 fine

 

[NotSoNimble]

Side swiping cars, lol!

Drunk driving has tons of possibilities!

 

[Naheal]

Grand larceny
Criminal menacing
Statutory rape (She was 17, he was 19)
Trespassing
Possession of a concealed firearm without a permit
Jaywalking(Not joking on this one)
Vandalism

Whats "Criminal Menacing" it sounds entertaining.

Intimidation, for lack of a better word. Literally, it's making the person feel threatened. Would likely go with burglary.

Also in my state, if the girl is 16 or above and it's consensual, it's not statutory, it's "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor" which is like a maximum of a year in jail or(or maybe and) a $250,000 fine

In your state, yes. However, this isn't true in all states.

 

[SimuLord]

Arson, murder, and...jaywalking.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Grand larceny
Criminal menacing
Statutory rape (She was 17, he was 19)
Trespassing
Possession of a concealed firearm without a permit
Jaywalking(Not joking on this one)
Vandalism

Whats "Criminal Menacing" it sounds entertaining.

Intimidation, for lack of a better word. Literally, it's making the person feel threatened. Would likely go with burglary.

Also in my state, if the girl is 16 or above and it's consensual, it's not statutory, it's "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor" which is like a maximum of a year in jail or(or maybe and) a $250,000 fine

In your state, yes. However, this isn't true in all states.

How true, but either way it wouldn't work in this situation, the character is a grown man with a wife and shit.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Arson, murder, and...jaywalking.

*ba dum tish!*

I like lighting puppies on fire, kicking nuns down the stairs, and shoplifting, personally.

 

[Reep]

- Stealing the wheels off car yard vehicles, crapping in a cars aircon
- Driving a motorbike on the sidewalk
- Tainting the food at a buffet by whatever means he can (my preference is inconspicuously scattering pubes all over the food)
- Putting paint all over shop windows
- Super-gluing coins/cheap mp3s to the ground in public places
- Giving people fake parking tickets, may or may not have insults all over them
- Randomly chalk tires of parked cars to attract other parking inspectors and confuse owners
- Hide poo or bad cheese in trains and buses

I haven't done these and likely won't, but i sure as hell had a laugh making the list.

 

[RandomWords]

drugs
mugging
arson
hit n run
burglary
hijacking
stealing car/plane
stealing
conning people
assault
vandalism

 

[Palademon]

Stealing all your base
Dividing by Zero

 

[Gudrests]

-Arson?
-Graffiti spree?
-Driving around shooting people with a paintball gun?
-Breaking windows with a baseball bat at random? Public drunkenness?
-Selling/Abusing drugs?
-Random attacks with a wrench?
-Throwing bricks through windows with mean spirited notes about the home owner attached?
-Slashing tires?
-Stealing car radios?

I can go on and on about this for a while.
-Hiring prostitutes?
-Becoming a prostitute?
-Running a prostitution ring (aka being a pimp)?
-Starting a small biker gang?
-Stealing cars and crashing them into department stores and stealing everything he can get a hold of?
-Shoplifting?

nothing wrong with becoming a pimp...not at all.....

touching my computer...thats a crime...i will try you in a court of law....and by that i mean.....can you swim???

 

[Sacman]

Destroy a mail box!!! seriously in the states it's a federal offense...

 

[Legend of J]

Also, the greater the punishment from the law in the event of being caught, the better/quote]

Mass murder and slaughter don't worry in england you get a few years (about 10 at the most) You just plead guilty that you were drunk at the time etc.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Counter-cheating in a cheating casino. Thank you Deathworld!

 

[Professor James]

arson

 

[Super Toast]

Stealing cars is a good one.