Tspoon said:
1. Go to Oregon
2. Kill Lady
3. Tell him that somebody killed her
4. ???
5. Profit.
/thread
Fixed. Honestly, I don't see what the issue is.
Serious OT: Well I want to say just leave her be, it cannot be done under the circumstances you have said. You gotta tell your friend how much she has to do to live there, including helping to clean up. In that discussion, you can slip in as many points as possible as to why she is a terrible person, while still remaining on track about how much she will have to do while she lives there. If somehow he ignores all of this and she moves in, you take matters into your own hands. YOU confront her if she chooses to live there. YOU tell her she must pick up after herself. If your friend gets in your face about it, tell him how tired you are of her not picking up after herself/not cleaning/not being respectful to peoples belongings/whatever the fuck else she is doing. You both live there, you have set standards and lived by them, and she must live up to those standards, instead of lowering yours. Also, just for an hour, trying being as annoying to your friend as this Miranda chick is to you. When he gets all pissed off, you can "jokingly" say how you're being just like Miranda.