i need some riddles

[sb666]

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

 

[sycoesis]

What is broken every time it's spoken?

silence

 

[TRR]

1.A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can
be very nice when I am done.
What am I?

2.A father's child, a mother's child, yet no
one's son.

3.I am used to bat with, yet I never get a
hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never
thrown. What am I?

4.If you have it, you want to share it. If
you share it, you don't have it. What is
it?

5.If two's company and three's a crowd,
what are four and five?

3 is eyelashes

 

[not_the_dm]

1. Three brothers share a family sport. An endless marathon. They race every day and last the whole day long, the first of them is short and stout, the second tall and thin, the third is tiny, short and thin but he is sure to win, What are they?

2. There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly twenty passengers on the ship. If the first nineteen seats were taken by average sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat, overweight lady, how come the submarine sank?

3. Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, present in the sun, but not in the rain doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What am I?

1. The hands of a clock

2. Submarines travel under water anyway. Sinking is natural

3. Stumped on this one.

 

[thahat]

The man who made it does not want it
The man who buys it does not need it.
The man who needs it does not know it.

What is it?

bad advice.

 

[not_the_dm]

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

An escapist!

 

[thahat]

1.A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can
be very nice when I am done.
What am I?

2.A father's child, a mother's child, yet no
one's son.

3.I am used to bat with, yet I never get a
hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never
thrown. What am I?

4.If you have it, you want to share it. If
you share it, you don't have it. What is
it?

5.If two's company and three's a crowd,
what are four and five?

3 is eyelashes

2 is a doughter, 3 is eyelashes

 

[TRR]

i have a dead cat and a live one, but only one cat. who am I?

 

[skystryke]

i have a dead cat and a live one, but only one cat. who am I?

This will be spelled wrong but Erwin Schrodinger.

 

[sycoesis]

well ive answered the ones i could so ill put 2 first my grandfather told me when i was younger and seconds just a riddle i heard

1) whitey sent whitey run whitey out of whitey.

2)i have no body i know no bounds im always screaming but make no sounds, what am i

 

[sb666]

What is broken every time it's spoken?

silence

Thats the answer.

 

[TRR]

i have a dead cat and a live one, but only one cat. who am I?

This will be spelled wrong but Schrodinger.

well its not and its right, not really a riddle though as much as an obscure reference.

also someone at least try these two i posted earlier (yes this does sound desperate for attention)

1. four men are standing in a straight line, all are facing the same direction parallel to the line they stand in, they can only look straight ahead, they cannot talk to each other, two men have black top hats and the other two have white top hats, the fourth and last person in the line is separated by a massive concrete wall so no one can see him, they are being held captive until one of them can determine the colour of his hat. how do they escape.

2. youre in a COMPLETELY SEALED room, there are no openings or flaws in the wall (think metre thick walls of gold). you have a table and a mirror, how do you escape? (by the way there is light)

 

[aPod]

Heres a riddle

What's in a riddle?

 

[skystryke]

i have a dead cat and a live one, but only one cat. who am I?

This will be spelled wrong but Schrodinger.

well its not and its right, not really a riddle though as much as an obscure reference.

also someone at least try these two i posted earlier (yes this does sound desperate for attention)

1. four men are standing in a straight line, all are facing the same direction parallel to the line they stand in, they can only look straight ahead, they cannot talk to each other, two men have black top hats and the other two have white top hats, the fourth and last person in the line is separated by a massive concrete wall so no one can see him, they are being held captive until one of them can determine the colour of his hat. how do they escape.

2. youre in a COMPLETELY SEALED room, there are no openings or flaws in the wall (think metre thick walls of gold). you have a table and a mirror, how do you escape? (by the way there is light)

Yeah, I've been trying those two. The first I heard before and can't remember and the second I have no clue about.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Poe wrote on both.

 

[sb666]

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

An escapist!

try again

 

[TRR]

there is a bridge, in front of the bridge there is a massive sign that says "DO NOT CROSS" in big bold letters, there are several sharp eyed, intelligent, skilled gaurds in front of said bridge. you cross the bridge and no one tries to stop you. why?

 

[skystryke]

there is a bridge, in front of the bridge there is a massive sign that says "DO NOT CROSS" in big bold letters, there are several sharp eyed, intelligent, skilled gaurds in front of said bridge. you cross the bridge and no one tries to stop you. why?

You came from the other side or your a guard.

 

[sb666]

there is a bridge, in front of the bridge there is a massive sign that says "DO NOT CROSS" in big bold letters, there are several sharp eyed, intelligent, skilled gaurds in front of said bridge. you cross the bridge and no one tries to stop you. why?

because its your bridge and there your guards

 

[MrNickster]

A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?

He arranged the 11 toothpicks to spell NINE