And these shall be my first 12 decrees. (Think best Jimmy Kimmel voice)
1: All beaches shall be topless. Let this decree apply to both the tops of men and women, but not to the bottoms of either men or women. No interest is there is seeing your particular batch of hairy fruit.
2: All crimes shall be punishable by being shot. If one survives the wound, one is free to go -if not, sucks to be you. As a side note, all law enforcement will now recieve extra headshot and no-scope training.
3: All those under 14 shall be muzzeled and gagged while in public.
4: Silverware will be reduced from the stupidly high amount there is now to five simple utensils - the fork, spoon, soup spoon, knife and spork.
5: They who whine about something before it is released shall be shot. Repeatedly. With sporks.
6: All game developers shall practice responsible and efficient development cycles. Keep it under 4.5 years people.
7: Police will no longer be issued sidearms.
They will instead be issued SMGs of their choosing.
8: All females will be issued one RAR-004 robot assitant. Its primary function is the termination of undesirable males that annoy the female.
9: Conversely, all males will be issued one RARND-444, which will protect the male in question from 1 neutralization attempt by a RAR-004.
10: All men and women will be required to donate one sperm or egg sample at their yearly mandatory physical assesment. This is required for the building of our new clone army.
11: It shall be illegal to issue/give/purchase for/sell to anyone under 14 a microphone or megaphone for any purpose.
12: All people shall be required to know two languages. One of them must be L337.
So it shall be.
Well, I thought it was funny.
1: All beaches shall be topless. Let this decree apply to both the tops of men and women, but not to the bottoms of either men or women. No interest is there is seeing your particular batch of hairy fruit.
2: All crimes shall be punishable by being shot. If one survives the wound, one is free to go -if not, sucks to be you. As a side note, all law enforcement will now recieve extra headshot and no-scope training.
3: All those under 14 shall be muzzeled and gagged while in public.
4: Silverware will be reduced from the stupidly high amount there is now to five simple utensils - the fork, spoon, soup spoon, knife and spork.
5: They who whine about something before it is released shall be shot. Repeatedly. With sporks.
6: All game developers shall practice responsible and efficient development cycles. Keep it under 4.5 years people.
7: Police will no longer be issued sidearms.
They will instead be issued SMGs of their choosing.
8: All females will be issued one RAR-004 robot assitant. Its primary function is the termination of undesirable males that annoy the female.
9: Conversely, all males will be issued one RARND-444, which will protect the male in question from 1 neutralization attempt by a RAR-004.
10: All men and women will be required to donate one sperm or egg sample at their yearly mandatory physical assesment. This is required for the building of our new clone army.
11: It shall be illegal to issue/give/purchase for/sell to anyone under 14 a microphone or megaphone for any purpose.
12: All people shall be required to know two languages. One of them must be L337.
So it shall be.
Well, I thought it was funny.
