I swear I could have just died!

[Zack Alklazaris]

My french teacher in senior year of high school asked what land marks are in France. I said half asleep "Tower of London".

-shrug- I really don't have any big embarrassing stories. Most here seem to be about doing idiot things in front of Girls, but my longest relationship before my wife was 3 months so thats not nearly enough time to make an idiot of myself. And any idiot things I do in front of my wife is fine because I already won that game.

 

[Pebblig]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about literally nearly dying, which seems to be every time I go out cycling now some dick in a 4x4 or a large van nearly knocks me off -_-

Anyways, I had some absolutely fantastic Christmas socks, they were toe socks (With the individual toes) and had those rubber patterns which help with grip on them. Me, being the genius I am, decides that they looked better if said Christmassy rubber patterns were on top of my foot.

This lead to me saying "Look at me slide!" as I attempted to glide across the tiles in the dining room, while my legs slipped out from under me and I whacked onto the floor.

It wasn't too embarrassing as only my brother and girlfriend saw me do it, however they still mock me about it and pretend to slip over.

 

[Musiclly enhanced]

This diddnt happen to me but its still funny.
In science last year the teacher asked us what processor do we all have, pointing to his head implying the brain. So when he asked my friend he burst out "AMD BULLDOZER FX 4100 QUAD CORE" and I could of died as people turned to me and asked "whats he on about?"
FFS

 

[IamQ]

This slightly disguisting but when i was 4th year in high school (15 years old) i think i felt really sick sitting in my english class, suddenly i thought i was going to throw up so asked the teach of i could be excused to go to the toilet, he refused and told me to sit down and stop complaining... all of a sudden my friend turned to me and said that i had turned green and looked terrible before i could even reply i vomited everywhere, all over the books and desk and over my friends shoes. everyoe just jumped up and started screaming and ran out of the class leaving me in mid spew... i swear i nealy died after i stopped as my teacher turn and said to me that i had clean everything before i could go to the toilet to clean myself up. i wanted the ground to swollow me up. didnt live it down for quite a few months.

The class started screaming and running?

"Oh no! Puke! Quickly, get to the batcave! We must flee the country this instant!"

OT: I got nothing for the time being.

 

[JasonBurnout16]

I was going down on a girl for the first time, was really nervous, so terrified and for some reason said "OPEN THE GATES OF MORDOR!"

Luckily she found it hilarious... I didn't think so though :/